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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Bird Man of Alcatraz

Wedding, A

Dream Scenario

 

Kid Stays in the Picture, The

 

462: Les Routes du tapis

Very Curious Girl, A

Mask of Zorro, The

 

Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D, The

 

It’s a Wonderful Life

Ballet and Modern Dance

Falcon

05 Hello Nasty

Lawrence of Arabia

Day for Night

Compleat Beatles, The

and justice for all

Solaris

Zinnemann, Fred

 

please give

Dahmer

 

Les Dames du Bois de Boulogne

 

Paranormal Activity

 

Meaning of Life, The

Muppet Movie, The

Great Archaeologists, The

Crossfire

 

La Jetée

Night Train

 

Beautiful Mind, A

 

Looking for Mr. Goodbar

Weapons

 

Resurrection

 

Ant

Midnight Clear, A

176: Ingmar Bergman: Le magicien du nord

Alice