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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Beach House, The

BlacKkKlansman

 

Art of the Andes

Fucking Ă…mĂ¥l

 

Drake, Nick

OWNED NEED

058: Les miroirs du Soleil: Le roi Louis XIV et ses artistes

Tin Drum, The

 

Patti Rocks

Vanilla Sky

 

Chicken Run

 

Ă€ Propos de Nice

Variety

 

459: Turner: L’incendie de la peinture

Slaughterhouse-Five, or the Children’s Crusade

 

American Movie

 

Virgin Spring, The

28 Days Later…

 

Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart

Silence of the Lambs, The

Mothra

Eyes Wide Shut

 

Psychology Book, The

American Swing

 

Ox-Bow Incident, The

Blue Ruin

Ghost Writer, The

Secret Window

 

Ode to Billy Joe

Great Discoveries in Medicine

Bleak Moments

 

Don’t Drink the Water

Brad’s Status

Back Roads

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

McCarey, Leo

 

Bee Season