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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

369: Le Papier: Une aventure au quotidien

Limey, The

 

It’s Pat: The Movie

Art of Mesoamerica, The

School of Rock

 

Welles, Orson

 

02 Paul’s Boutique

Scarlet Empress, The

Protagonist

 

Rodan

Date Night

Diabolique

Shoot the Piano Player

 

Melvin Goes to Dinner

 

Ostrich

Grapes of Wrath, The

 

Jumanji

066 | Food in Antiquity

Grease

034: La Fièvre de l’or

Another Year

Heavenly Kid, The

Titanic

 

Goodbye Solo

 

Dr. Mabuse, the Gambler

48 Hrs.

033 | Troy and the Trojans

Wolf of Wall Street, The

Jeffrey Dahmer Files, The

Seventh Seal, The

Lovelace

Haneke, Michael

 

Come Back, Little Sheba

Come and See

 

Athenian Red Figure Vases: The Classical Period

Rushmore