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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

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Still Mine

 

Red Dog

Workshop, The

 

8 Mile

 

Exorcist II: The Heretic

 

Woman on the Beach, The

 

Grifters, The

010 | Japan Before Buddhism

302: Alchemy: The Great Secret

Hatari!

Top Hat

Beautiful Kate

Blaze

037 | Bones, Bodies and Disease

Black Dahlia, The

 

Un Chien Andalou

Literature Book, The

Kids are Alright, The

Wildlife

Comedian

 

Hitchcock, Robyn

OWNED NEED

Wild Nights with Emily

 

Longlegs

 

Upstream Color

Man of Aran

 

378: The Bronze Age in Europe

Hud

Substance, The

 

Tale, The

Roger’s Version

 

Battleship Potemkin

Islamic Art and Architecture

Walrus

Jingle All the Way

 

London Road