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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Lolita

 

loudQUIETloud: A Film About the Pixies

 

Cult of the Cat, The

Florida Project, The

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

 

Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten

 

The Penguin Guide to Compact Discs and Cassettes

Drinking Buddies

 

Devil’s Playground

 

Seal

Gondry, Michel

 

Great Santini, The

316: Appelés en guerre d’Algérie

Towelhead

 

Orpheus

Mank

 

Religulous

 

Venus

 

Brokedown Palace

 

Le chant du Styrène

My Life Without Me

 

Trilogy of Terror

Ticket to Heaven

Fast, Cheap & Out of Control

   

Panic

 

Pretenders, The

OWNED NEED

Beethoven

163: La Loi du ring

Irma la Douce

Finding Nemo

 

London Fields

 

Inherent Vice

Snoopy, Come Home

 

L’Amour fou

 

Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam

British Painting: The Golden Age