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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Assistant, The

 

Edvard Munch

 

History of Love, The

 

Let’s Scare Jessica to Death

Krays, The

Art Since 1989

Ice Age

 

Towering Inferno, The

But I’m a Cheerleader

 

01 License to Ill

Strangers on a Train

Francis Bacon

De Sica, Vittorio

 

Breaking Upwards

 

Kaagaz Ke Phool

Devils, The

Shallow Hal

 

Kiki’s Delivery Service

Wolfpack, The

My Bodyguard

 

Wrestler, The

 

Did You Wonder Who Fired the Gun?

 

Help

 

Sound and the Fury, The

 

Little Thief, The

Suzanne’s Career

 

Thirteen

 

That’s Entertainment, Part II

Tommy Boy

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

 

251: L’ONU, pour quoi faire ?

In Bloom

 

Pollock

 

Sure Thing, The

Phantom of Liberty, The

Quiet Place Part II, A