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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Bee Season

 

538: Le cœur: Rythme de la vie

Kiarostami, Abbas

 

Chocolat

 

Chaplin

Last House on the Left, The

Deliberate Stranger, The

Swan

Temple: Meeting Place of Heaven and Earth, The

Plumber, The

Guinea Pig

037 | Bones, Bodies and Disease

Street Angel

 

128: Rollermania

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Kick-Ass

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Umberto D.

Dunkirk

Art & Copy

 

Delirium in a Studio

 

Wizard of Oz, The

Turning Point, The

Family Business

Two in the Wave

Alien3

Bulworth

 

Society

 

Crowd, The

 

Psych 3: This Is Gus

 

Anderson, Laurie

 

Suzanne’s Career

 

Outside In

Industrial Design

In Vanda’s Room

02 Knife