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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Oliver!

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

 

Kid Stays in the Picture, The

 

Silver Streak

Art of Tantra

Johnny Guitar

Pale Fire

 

Final Conflict, The

Seventy Wonders of China, The

346: Vers la terre d’Israël

Revolutionary Road

 

584: L’art urbain: Du graffiti au street art

Burnt by the Sun

 

482: L’homme et le climat: Une liaison dangereuse

Art of the Illustrated Book, The

One Battle After Another

 

Escape, The

 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Rundgren, Todd

OWNED () NEED ()

Barton Fink

 

David Brent: Life on the Road

Land Without Bread

Stagecoach

401: La Vierge. Femme au visage divin

Page One: Inside the New York Times

Election

 

Spring in a Small Town

Spider

 

003 | Sicily Before the Greeks

Spring Forward

 

Monster

 

Madame Sousatzka

Sorrow and the Pity, The

 

Truth About Cats & Dogs, The

 

Searching for Sugar Man

Ball of Fire