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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

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Earth

 

Cars, The

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La Strada

Costello, Elvis

OWNED NEED

Day After Tomorrow, The

 

Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid

Ancient Egypt

American Psycho

 

Vampyr

Comedian

 

Look Who’s Talking

Anderson, Laurie

 

Dawn of the Dead

Brooklyn

Discovery, The

We Don’t Live Here Anymore

 

Ponette

 

Andrei Rublev

Twister

Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

Spellbound

 

059: Le Triomphe des arcs

Cat in the Hat, The

 

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Shakespeare Book, The

La Ciénaga

Listen to Britain

Tangled