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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Nightmare, The

Jim: The James Foley Story

Throne of Blood

 

Book of Miracles, The

Cursed, The

 

149: Rossini: L’opéra de lumière

Story from Chikamatsu, A

 

Cinema Paradiso

As You Like It

 

This Is 40

462: Les Routes du tapis

Loading Mercury With a Pitchfork

 

North by Northwest

Primitivism and Modern Art

Ring Two, The

 

Poison Ivy

094 | Babylon

Adjuster, The

 

Pink Floyd

OWNED NEED

Accattone

Pee-wee as Himself

 

Suspiria

Transamerica

 

Dark Horse

Simple Plan, A

 

Apple, Fiona

 

562: Saint-Maur-des-Fossés. Quand la banlieue peut avoir une âme

Public Speaking

Paradise Lost 2: Revelations

 

Oh, God! Book II

Out of the Past

Boudu Saved from Drowning

Antoine and Colette

David Lynch: The Art Life

Five Star Final

 

St. Petersburg