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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Islam Book, The

Parasite

Jurassic Park III

 

It Chapter Two

Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

 

L.A. Confidential

 

Mank

 

Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker

Human Behavior Experiments, The

433: Nostradamus: L’Éternel retour

Big Heat, The

Personal Services

Stand, The

 

023 | China Before the Han Dynasty

Eight Men Out

Klee

Fly

Wayne’s World 2

498: L’affaire Qumrân: Les découvertes de la mer Morte

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

 

Bachelor Party

307: Qui sommes-nous? Les rencontres philosophiques de l’Unesco

Reversal of Fortune

You Can’t Take It with You

Cry in the Dark, A

Madonna: Truth or Dare

Finders Keepers, Lovers Weepers!

Bergman on Bergman

Interview, The

 

Tiny Furniture

Tarantino, Quentin

 

545: Le cochon. Histoire d’un cousin mal aimé

My Kid Could Paint That

 

May December

 

Music Room, The

 

523: Palmyre: La cité des caravanes