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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Battle of Algiers, The

Wayne’s World 2

Beast

 

Humans, The

 

David Cross: The Pride is Back!

 

Dog Star Man

 

Babadook, The

Ray & Liz

 

King of Comedy, The

340: Lewis Carroll in Wonderland: The Life and Times of Alice and Her Creator

Driving Miss Daisy

King Jack

 

Canterbury Tale, A

 

Zandalee

Frankenstein

Magnolia

 

Real Pain, A

 

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Last Supper, The

It Comes at Night

 

022: Mahomet, la parole d’Allāh

End of Summer, The

 

Man Who Fell to Earth, The

 

Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones

 

Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger

Living in Oblivion

Leaving Las Vegas

North American Indian Art

Invisible Man, The

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

105: Les Neuf Vies du chat

009: Verdi, une passion, un destin

Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory

50/50

089: Les Étrusques: La fin d’un mystère?

Rome