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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Machinist, The

 

Night Owls

 

Floating Weeds

 

096: Champollion: Un scribe pour l’Egypte

Next Karate Kid, The

Never Let Me Go

 

Cambridge Illustrated History of the Roman World, The

And Now for Something Completely Different

 

Dancer in the Dark

Joe Versus the Volcano

Milky Way, The

Rembrandt

Master Builder, A

Impressionism

Long, Hot Summer, The

Contact

 

Girlfriend Experience, The

 

Point Blank

 

Shimmer Lake

Muriel, or the Time of Return

16 Sunflower

Color Me Obsessed: A Film About The Replacements

Beck: The Art of Mutation

Knife in the Water

Odd Couple, The

Caligula

Finding Dory

Eyes of Tammy Faye, The

 

Sleuth

Kicking & Screaming

Star 80

Complete Ice Age, The

THX 1138

Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold

Pledge, The

 

Architecture of Doom