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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

From One Second to the Next

My Own Private Idaho

Ghost Town

 

Along Came Polly

 

Big Eyes

165: Matisse: The Wonder of Color

Workshop, The

 

Beggar’s Banquet

How the Garcia Girls Spent Their Summer

 

Tetris

 

Chronicle of the Roman Emperors

Platoon

Revenge of the Nerds

Waking Life

 

Indie Game

466: La Belgique: Le roman d’un pays

Athens and the Peloponnese

588: Camille Pissarro. Patriarche des impressionnistes

Sugarland Express, The

Young and the Damned, The

016: Pompeii: The Day a City Died

Insider, The

 

Heaven

For Your Consideration

 

156: Les années noires: Vivre sous l’Occupation

Scout, The

Relic

 

Poison Ivy

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

Dig, The

 

Phantom of the Paradise

Jumanji: The Next Level

Superman II

Witness, The

Men in Black II

 

Blackcoat’s Daughter, The