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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Deep Blue Sea, The

 

Typewriter, the Rifle & the Movie Camera, The

 

Kieslowski, Krzyzstof

 

Martian Chronicles, The

 

Martin Scorsese: Interviews

Viking Art

Eating Raoul

Ingrid Goes West

 

524: Le monde de Lourdes

Donnie Darko

 

Senso

 

Great Cities in History, The

God Told Me To

 

Thing Called Love, The

One, Two, Three

Florida Project, The

Return, The

 

Shortbus

 

People Vs. Larry Flynt, The

 

X

OWNED NEED

Peckinpah, Sam

 

Olympia

 

Nineteen Eighty-Four

 

Hitler: A Career

World’s End, The

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Hurlyburly

 

Wild Things

 

Social Network, The

I Used to Be Darker

42nd Street

Magritte: The True Art of Painting

Informant!, The

 

Poltergeist

Dominick and Eugene

Hardcore