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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Moby-Dick or, The Whale

 

Beyond Death: The Gates of Consciousness

Parrot

Drive

Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory

Phantom of Liberty, The

I <3 Huckabees

 

Call Me By Your Name

Wild Boar

105 | Spain at the Dawn of History: Iberians, Phoenicians and Greeks

Master Builder, A

L’enfer

David Bowie: The Last Five Years

Water Lilies

 

‘Salem’s Lot

 

Man for All Seasons, A

Sorrow and the Pity, The

 

François Truffaut: Portraits volés

234: La Radio, Rendez-vous sur les ondes

Heavy

 

Waltz with Bashir

 

Lion

Meantime

3 Backyards

 

Rewind

224: Gaumont: Un siècle de cinéma

151: Birth of the Universe

September

011 | Malta

Swimming to Cambodia

Nights of Cabiria, The

524: Le monde de Lourdes

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

 

365: La Généalogie: Familles, je vous aime

Limite

 

Fitzcarraldo