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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Nightmare Before Christmas, The

American Prince

 

Ringo

Cry-Baby

Songs from the Second Floor

 

Blow the Man Down

Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

 

Exorcist II: The Heretic

 

Jellyfish

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

 

586: Un siècle de Goncourt

Albatross

Ox-Bow Incident, The

Night Shift

 

Popeye

 

Book of Bibles

Meet John Doe

Finding Dory

250: The Golden Treasures of Troy: The Dream of Heinrich Schliemann

Michael Clayton

 

Woodstock 99: Peace Love and Rage

 

Collateral

 

Good Son, The

Rosemary’s Baby

Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation!

 

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives

 

Asphalt Jungle, The

Red Turtle, The

 

Hi, Mom!

Celts, The

Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

 

Life of Python, The

575: Le terrorisme: Violence et propagande

Forget Paris

Marty Supreme

Conformist, The