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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Frozen

Light from Light

Zandalee

Fun with Dick and Jane

Ghostbusters

Lilya 4-Ever

 

Dead of Winter

Burn!

Panic

 

Puppet Master, The

 

This Is the End

Power and the Glory, The

 

Iron Man

 

Hotel Coolgardie

 

Bug’s Life, A

 

Les Vampires

Invitation, The

Penguin

Broken Flowers

 

This Is England

 

No Country for Old Men

 

Thin Man, The

Lobster

Parallel Lines

Layer Cake

 

Le Corbusier

Carny

Spartan

 

Introducing, Selma Blair

 

Freaks

Big Book of Scandal, The

 

Vera Drake

 

Saving Private Ryan

 

053: Marco Polo et la Route de la soie

Farewell to Arms, A

 

Superbad