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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

449: La prison: A l’ombre des hauts murs

020: Lost Cities of the Maya

Blaze

 

Cocteau, Jean

 

Year My Voice Broke, The

246: Les Ateliers du 7e art, tome 1: Avant le clap

Sleuth

Tell It to the Bees

Sorry, Baby

 

John, Elton

OWNED NEED

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang

 

My Dinner with Hervé

Sugarcane

 

Getting Over

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Lolita

Wild Things

 

Incredibles 2, The

Tetris

 

274: L’Offensive rap

ParaNorman

Kolya

 

Yi Yi

Delirium in a Studio

Girl with All the Gifts, The

Amityville Horror, The

Elf

 

Drive-Away Dolls

 

Don’t Drink the Water

Black Girl

Made for Each Other

Chaplin, Charles

 

Sunset Boulevard

Adrienne

 

Posters: A Concise History

Best Boy