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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Big Sleep, The

Ossessione

 

Earrings of Madame De…, The

 

There’s Something About Mary

 

Frank Auerbach

Photomontage

Girlfriends

Proof of Life

 

Eastern Promises

 

Outsider Art

Somebody Somewhere: Breaking Free from the World of Autism

 

Big Fan

 

Game Night

Twist and Shout

Booksmart

Puppet Master, The

 

Tortoise

Natural History

100 | A Short History of Archaeology

Art of Contemporary China, The

Apostle

 

Complete Greek Temples, The

277: Corot: Extraordinary Landscapes

Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, The

La Belle Noiseuse

Demme, Jonathan

 

Rodan

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

Ringu

   

Velvet Goldmine

 

Memoria

 

Bear

Oldboy

 

Complete Royal Families of Ancient Egypt, The

Child of God

 

Chelsea Girls