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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Total Recall

John Wick

 

Door in the Floor, The

 

297: La Danse, tome I: Du ballet de cour au ballet blanc

Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love, The

 

Goat

Henri Matisse

Van Morrison

OWNED NEED

Frog

080: Les Dialogues du prince et du poète: Littérature française de la Renaissance

La lectrice

Indecent Proposal

Look Back in Anger

Desire

Jean-Luc Godard: Interviews

476: Dada: The Revolt of Art

Lovely Bones, The

 

Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation!

 

077: Les Temples de l’opéra

Detour

Il Grido

 

561: La Normandie: Un destin entre terre et mer

Rolling Stones, The

OWNED () NEED ()

Lonely Guy, The

Wings of Desire

Laurel Canyon

 

Napoleon Dynamite

 

Closer

 

Krays, The

U2: Under a Blood Red Sky

Punchline

American Pastoral

 

Llama

Breathless

 

Pretenders, The

OWNED NEED

Lang, Fritz