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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Little Man: Short Strips 1980-1995, The

 

Egypt: The World of the Pharaohs

Hindenburg, The

Five Star Final

 

Notes on Blindness

 

Airheads

Twentieth-Century Graphics

404: Signac. Au Temps d’Harmonie

Reef, The

Story of Philosophy, The

 

Kiss, The

 

Cedar Rapids

Kids are Alright, The

Rabid

287: Francis Bacon: Painter of a Dark Vision

Rocks

 

Straight Story, The

 

King Arthur: The Dream of a Golden Age

142: Barcelone : La passion de la liberté

Carnal Knowledge

204: New York : Chronique d’une ville sauvage

Rocky II

Smiles of a Summer Night

Minus Man, The

 

006: La Longue Marche vers la Chine moderne

Ashes and Diamonds

 

Curious George

 

Barracuda

 

Witches of Eastwick, The

Hud

161: Vampires: Restless Creatures of the Night

Mr. Mom

Angel

 

Ford, John

 

David Brent: Life on the Road

Alice