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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Hannibal

 

Islam Book, The

Once Upon a Time in the West

Red Dragon

 

Daddy Longlegs

 

Cambridge Illustrated History of China, The

Panic

 

Amarcord

Everything Everywhere All at Once

 

Miro

Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The

 

Passion

 

Damien – Omen II

 

Dial M for Murder

Elephant

 

London

Home Alone

530: Henri Cartier-Bresson: Le tir photographique

Invisible Man, The

Interior Design of the 20th Century

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

 

Ali: Fear Eats the Soul

415: Henri IV: Le règne de la tolérance

Fourteen

 

Life of Oharu, The

 

007 | The Etruscans

295: Prehistoric Art and Civilization

Phair, Liz

OWNED NEED

High Fidelity

 

Last Stop in Yuma County, The

Cockroach

Bad News Bears in Breaking Training, The

Ordinary People

Woman, A Part, A

 

X

 

Arsenic and Old Lace