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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Summer with Monika

Star Trek: Into Darkness

Laufey’s A Night at the Symphony: Hollywood Bowl

 

Hawks, Howard

 

Happy New Year, Colin Burstead

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

 

080: Les Dialogues du prince et du poète: Littérature française de la Renaissance

Parting Glances

Basic Mastering

Green Card

Book of Life, The

War for the Planet of the Apes

History of Film

347: Delacroix: “Une fête pour l’œil”

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Palm Springs

Troll

Beautiful Mind, A

 

507: Louis XIV. Le roi de gloire

Natural History

Grapes of Wrath, The

 

Tale of Winter, A

Affliction

 

Rabbit Redux

 

027 | The Byzantines

Innerspace

Round-Up, The

 

Kes

Stories We Tell

Pink Flamingos

Fly II, The

Revenge

Suspect, The

 

Tokyo Twilight

 

Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus, The

 

Hell House