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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Hotel Coolgardie

 

Ray, Satyajit

 

Enemy Mine

Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, The

Unquiet Mind, An

 

Witchfinder General

 

Moon

 

247: Les Ateliers du 7ᵉ art. 2. Après le clap

Adam’s Rib

Black Widow

Exorcist II: The Heretic

 

016 | The Anglo-Saxons

Ascent, The

 

Crush, The

Brother’s Keeper

185: Les Images du corps

Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, The

Casino

Lake of Fire

 

Replacements, The

OWNED NEED

Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

 

Flesh Eaters, The

Duck

Valley Girl

Casque d’or

 

Being There

Ideals of Beauty: Asian and American Art in the Freer and Sackler Galleries

Ninth Gate, The

 

Harry and the Hendersons

St. Vincent

Sorry to Bother You

You Only Live Once

 

Sing

Last Lullaby, The

 

Spiderwick Chronicles, The

 

House of Games