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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Discovery, The

Richard Linklater: Dream Is Destiny

Left Behind

 

House with a Clock in Its Walls, The

047: Les Architectes de la Liberté

National Lampoon’s Vacation

Poison Ivy

193: Einstein: Decoding the Universe

Water Horse, The

 

Adventures of Tintin, The

3-Pound Universe, The

 

Rabbit at Rest

 

Velázquez

Memories of Underdevelopment

 

Room 237

Herbalism

Munsters, The

 

Pump Up the Volume

Dead Man

Antonio das Mortes

 

Electric Horseman, the

Onion Field, The

02 With the Beatles

Rachel Papers, The

 

Rabid

Analyze This

 

Long Goodbye, The

Blaze

Island of Lost Souls

Robocop

Wide Sargasso Sea

Coffee and Cigarettes

 

Songs from the Second Floor

 

Airport

Woman in Red, The

Croatia and the Dalmatian Coast