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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Electric Dreams

Die Hard

Never Steady, Never Still

 

Mank

 

Star Trek: First Contact

 

Arrival, The

 

Janet Planet

 

Four Rooms

Copycat

Still Life

 

047 | Central and Southern Italy Before Rome

Bodies, Rest & Motion

Sleepless in Seattle

Amusement Park, The

 

Sociology Book, The

Eraserhead

043 | The Art of the Romans

Shark

Jewelry: From Antiquity to the Present

225: Franz Schubert: Le promeneur solitaire

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

 

Impressionism

Adventureland

 

Resolved

 

No Country for Old Men

 

Oleanna

Everybody Wants Some!!

Flowers of St. Francis, The

 

4th Man, The

Penny Serenade

Interstellar

Tarantula

Vernon, Florida

One-Eyed Jacks

Jeffrey Dahmer Files, The

Boyfriends and Girlfriends