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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith, The

Party Girl

 

Planet of the Apes

Wordplay

 

Cocaine Cowboys

 

Metropolitan

Out of the Darkness

047: Les Architectes de la Liberté

House with a Clock in Its Walls, The

Blissfully Yours

 

Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors

 

Taste of Cherry

 

Help!

Cambridge Illustrated History of Astronomy, The

What Happened Was

Invisible Man, The

Clean, Shaven

 

293: Leonardo da Vinci: The Mind of the Renaissance

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

 

Truman Show, The

 

Opposite of Sex, The

 

Killer, The

 

Green Room, The

Eating Raoul

Lair of the White Worm, The

Chinese Art

Rock ‘n’ Roll High School

Starfish

Cyrus

 

Jumanji

Outrage

 

Bee Season

 

Dead Again

Gondry, Michel

 

522: Simone de Beauvoir: Écrire la liberté

126: The Age of Shakespeare