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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Zombies, The

OWNED () NEED ()

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

 

Une autre histoire du XXe siècle: 08: 1970/1980

National Lampoon’s Vacation

My Old Ass

 

World According to Garp, The

 

Alice in Wonderland

Celtic Britain

Boxtrolls, The

Overnight, The

Body Remembers When the World Broke Open, The

 

Desert Hearts

 

16 Anthology 1

Fahrenheit 451

Pretenders, The

OWNED NEED

Only Yesterday

 

Toy, The

457: Le Maniérisme: Une avant-garde au XVIᵉ siècle

Body in Contemporary Art, The

In the Realm of the Senses

 

Book of Rock Quotes, The

Hugh Hefner: Once Upon a Time

Sing

Trouble in Paradise

Family Plot

Killers, The

Finding Neverland

 

Art of the Celts

Pixies

OWNED NEED

Legends of the Fall

Godspell

Boyle, Danny

 

Secret Window

 

Sleuth

493: Néron: Le mal aimé de l’Histoire

Woman Next Door, The