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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Thames and Hudson Encyclopedia of Impressionism, The

Fatal Attraction

Money Pit, The

Movie, A

 

Regarding Henry

518: Les Moines d’Occident: L’éternité de l’Europe

Incredibles, The

 

Providence

 

Michael

 

551: La fin des colonies françaises

Zed & Two Noughts, A

Berry, Chuck

OWNED NEED

Burn, Witch, Burn

Diary of a Chambermaid

Guest of Honour

 

Stanley & Iris

Wolf Man, The

My Darling Clementine

Zhangke, Jia

 

Une autre histoire du XXe siècle: 06: 1950/1960

Frozen

H.H. Holmes: America’s First Serial Killer

 

Concise History of Modern Painting, A

Nosferatu

 

Dodgeball

 

Before Stonewall

Unbearable Lightness of Being, The

123: Quelle belle invention que la poste!

133: Jeux Olympiques: La flamme de l’exploit

Roger & Me

Ancient Rome

Seventh Seal, The

Devil, Probably, The

Nest, The

 

Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger

Listen to Britain