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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Companion to Painting, A

Victorian Architecture

Meshes of the Afternoon

Skeleton Twins, The

That Evening Sun

 

Jerry Maguire

 

Big Bounce, The

 

100: Le Roman vrai de l’Encyclopédie

Squid and the Whale, The

 

Color of Money, The

 

Drinking Buddies

 

Parallel Lines

Forbidden Games

Wordplay

 

Seurat

night, Mother

Rumble Fish

Rendezvous in Paris

Cocteau, Jean

 

Scott, Ridley

 

Permanent Midnight

 

Nun’s Story, The

Mac and Me

Clockers

406: Dis-moi ce que tu manges

049: Gauguin: The Quest for Paradise

Piano, The

Advise & Consent

Swimming Pool

 

Apple, Fiona

 

Ponette

 

World Religions

Signs

 

American History X

 

Corpse Bride

 

I Saw the TV Glow