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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Slacker

Wild Rose

Devil’s Eye, The

Remains of the Day, The

Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid

Last King of Scotland, The

 

246: Les Ateliers du 7e art, tome 1: Avant le clap

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Postcards from the Boys

Comes a Horseman

Andromeda Strain, The

Romance

 

Under the Roofs of Paris

 

Deconstructing Harry

 

Dodgeball

 

Heart of a Dog

Story of Measurement, The

Night at the Opera, A

 

Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, The

Language of Ornament, The

Princess Bride, The

Word Wars

 

Something Happened

 

Tree of Wooden Clogs, The

 

Ten Commandments, The

No Way Out

Red Balloon, The

 

Dreams: Visions of the Night

Lovers on the Bridge, The

406: Dis-moi ce que tu manges

Witches

Scotland

House

 

Exorcist, The

Hieronymus Bosch

440: Confucius: Des mots en action