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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

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Ladies Man, The

 

Karate Kid, The

Fearless Freaks, The

 

Last House on the Left, The

Lawrence of Arabia

October (Ten Days that Shook the World)

 

Toulouse-Lautrec

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Krays, The

043 | The Art of the Romans

Hannibal

 

Unbearable Lightness of Being, The

Sayles, John

 

Million Dollar Baby

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Confidentially Yours

 

Cronenberg, David

 

Ugetsu

 

Concussion

What’s Love Got to Do with It

Waltz with Bashir

 

In the Realm of the Senses

 

Imperial China

Lives of the Great Gardeners

Lover, The

 

Sorry, Baby

 

Linklater, Richard

 

265: The Irish Famine

008 | Early Christian Ireland

Body in Contemporary Art, The

River’s Edge

Memoria

 

Titicut Follies

Elements: A Visual Exploration of Every Known Atom in the Universe, The

Casablanca