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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Crip Camp

 

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

 

Campion, Jane

 

King Arthur: The Dream of a Golden Age

Hotel for Dogs

 

Turbo

Beethoven

Drive

Cats

 

My Son the Fanatic

   

In Cold Blood

 

Vengeance Is Mine

 

We Need to Talk About Kevin

285: Seul avec Dieu: L’aventure mystique

Canterbury Tale, A

 

357: La Grande Guerre: (1914-1918)

Mädchen in Uniform

481: Schumann: Les voix intérieures

Exotica

De Düva: The Dove

Chorus Line, A

Deadfall Trail

 

March of the Penguins

 

Schindler’s List

Victorian Architecture

Cloverfield

 

207: Paradise on Earth: The Gardens of Western Europe

Holy Mountain, The

 

Man on the Moon

 

Fly II, The

Hard Day’s Night, A

Summer Blonde

 

Letting Go

 

Monsters University

To Live

 

End of the Tour, The