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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Wine

Beautiful Kate

Mythology: The Complete Guide to Our Imagined Worlds

Ballad of Jack and Rose, The

 

Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger

Going Clear: Scientology & the Prison of Belief

Switch

299: L’Art et la science: L’Esprit des chefs-d’oeuvre

Drowning Pool, The

 

Funny Girl

Exploring the World of the Bible

Fish Tank

 

Vast of Night, The

Help

 

Druids, The

Night Will Fall

246: Les Ateliers du 7e art, tome 1: Avant le clap

Futile and Stupid Gesture, A

Plaisir, Le

 

Tin Drum, The

 

Horton Hears a Who

 

Great Discoveries in Medicine

Bob’s Burgers Movie, The

 

Rachel Papers, The

 

Rabbit

Matinee

Into the Woods

Nightmare on Elm Street 4, A: The Dream Master

Swimming to Cambodia

Pierrot le Fou

Opposite of Sex, The

 

Madness of King George, The

Diving Bell and the Butterfly, The

 

Brave

Another Year

Epileptic