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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

General, The

Man Who Fell to Earth, The

 

Take Shelter

152: Le Chant de la sirène

Seventh Sign, The

Federico Fellini

Pleasantville

 

286: En route! La France par monts et par vaux

Year Without a Santa Claus, The

Lady Vanishes, The

Lost City of Z, The

 

Fyre

10 The Beatles

Story of Philosophy, The

 

Stanley Kubrick: Interviews

La guerre est finie

435: L’Aluminium: Un si léger

106 | People of the Wetlands: Bogs, Bodies and Lake Dwellers

Big Sick, The

Sombrero Fallout: A Japanese Novel

 

3 Men and a Baby

On the Town

Ordet

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

 

Babe

045 | Poland

Side Effects

Fan, The

 

Letting Go

 

Sardine

Big Fan

 

Last Waltz, The

Mothman Prophecies, The

 

Angel at My Table, An

Bring Her Back

 

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