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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

080 | Britain and the Western Seaways

Mars Attacks!

 

Complete World of the Dead Sea Scrolls, The

American Psycho

 

Despair

 

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

Reds

Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam

Night Owls

 

Beach House, The

Arrebato

 

Talk Radio

24 Hour Party People

 

Complete Cities of Ancient Egypt, The

Horror Cinema

Interview, The

 

I Am Curious (Yellow)

Les Mistons

Beastie Boys, The

OWNED NEED

Marriage of Maria Braun, The

 

Unquiet Mind, An

 

Nocturnal Animals

Elephant Man, The

Working Girls

Reversal of Fortune

Boys from Brazil, The

Moana

Klimt

Zhang, Yimou

 

Tourist Trap

 

Cross My Heart

Safe

02 Knife

Legends of the Fall

Presumed Innocent

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