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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Keaton, Buster

 

Jingle All the Way

 

It Follows

Dada: Art and Anti-Art

Bo Burnham: Inside

 

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

 

Mean Streets

People Vs. Larry Flynt, The

 

Fleetwood Mac

OWNED NEED

Postcards from the Edge

Murphy’s Romance

Eye: The Seer and the Seen, The

Kodachrome Two-Color Test Shots No. III

Lorax, The

Little Man: Short Strips 1980-1995, The

 

Shawshank Redemption, The

Louvre, The

Hateful Eight, The

 

Hideous Kinky

 

Oklahoma!

Spy Next Door, The

479: L’épopée de la science arabe

Van Sant, Gus

 

Rabbit Redux

 

087: Ni empereur ni roi, chef d’orchestre

008 | Early Christian Ireland

Downhill Racer

 

Dog Day Afternoon

Paths of Glory

Killer Legends

Caribbean Art

347: Delacroix: “Une fête pour l’œil”

House of the Devil, The

 

Like Water for Chocolate

La Dolce Vita

Man Escaped, A