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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Indian in the Cupboard, The

Killing of a Sacred Deer, The

Iron Man

 

Throne of Blood

 

Marwencol

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?

Holdovers, The

 

Mystic Spiral: Journey of the Soul, The

Simpsons Movie, The

 

Complete Roman Army, The

Oklahoma!

Babies

Jane Eyre

 

Stranger Than Paradise

Wonka

 

Girl with All the Gifts, The

My Life

New York Stories

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

 

Scott Walker: 30 Century Man

 

Karate Kid, The

Bachelor Party

107 | The Aztecs

Creep

Le Million

 

Catch-22

 

030: Gloire et misère des galères

Paul Verhoeven

027 | The Byzantines

Gingerbread Man, The

 

Drag Me to Hell

 

Twenty Years Later

 

Glen or Glenda

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia

Fight Club

 

Fargo