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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Next Karate Kid, The

Nostalgia

 

Cosmos

 

Siodmak, Robert

 

Citizen Kane

Kill List

 

Bordello of Blood

 

066: Jean-Jacques Rousseau: L’homme qui croyait en l’homme

Grapes of Wrath, The

 

Carol

Three Days of the Condor

Hana-Bi

 

Pete’s Dragon

Author! Author!

Through a Glass Darkly

Blue Gardenia, The

Curse of the Demon

Witches of Eastwick, The

 

Layer Cake

 

Foul Play

Kinsey

 

Zootopia

Modigliani

Room Next Door, The

 

Blink

02 Knife

230: Babylone: A l’aube de notre culture

Nightmare Alley

 

Four Weddings and a Funeral

Frankenstein

Street of Shame

 

Compleat Beatles Quiz Book, The

Davies, Terence

 

Murmur of the Heart

513: Giacometti: La figure au défi

Daddy Longlegs