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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Futurism

Addams Family Values

Comedians of Comedy, The

 

Greek Art

Bottle Rocket

 

Live Nude Girls

Resurrection

 

Triumph of the Will

 

Robots

 

Body Double

Knocked Up

 

Eno, Brian

OWNED NEED

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

 

Carmencita

Behind the Candelabra

What About Bob?

King Jack

 

Brood, The

Looper

Eyes of Laura Mars

Nightcomers, The

Wasp

Fame

Jules and Jim

 

Cats

 

Glass House, The

 

Nitram

 

Tarantula

Bodies Bodies Bodies

 

067: Signs, Symbols and Ciphers

Limey, The

 

Deathtrap

India: Rajasthan

Exorcism of Emily Rose, The

 

Lover, The

 

Stella Dallas