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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Nosferatu

Love Witch, The

Firecrackers

 

Legend of Lizzie Borden, The

Je t’aime, je t’aime

San Soleil

What the #$*! Do We (K)now!?

 

Lucy

017 | The Lapps

Microcosmos

 

I Love You, Man

 

Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, The

 

Brief Encounter

Quince Tree of the Sun

 

Beatles, The

 

Medieval World Complete, The

Son, The

 

French Cancan

 

Frank and Cindy

 

Exploring the World of the Druids

Ils

 

High Sierra

Turin Horse, The

 

Opera: A Concise History

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

 

How to Have Sex

 

236: La Shoah: L’impossible oubli

Harrison, George

OWNED NEED

Planet of the Apes

 

California

Everything Everywhere All at Once

 

051 | The Georgians

Bill

Heavenly Creatures

Louise Brooks: Looking for Lulu

 

Wizard of Oz, The