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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Pulse: A Stomp Odyssey

 

388: Le Conseil d’Etat: Juger, conseiller, servir

039: Richard Wagner: L’opéra de la fin du monde

Amsterdam

Revenge of the Nerds

Fireproof

 

Not Reconciled

 

Anatomy of a Fall

 

Meatballs

Barbarian

 

My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You Tell It To

 

Confessions of a Porn Addict

 

Moby-Dick or, The Whale

 

Live Nude Girls

Oleanna

Nothing in Common

Tale of Tales

 

Kung Fu Panda 2

Happy Together

 

Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart

Nick of Time

Chronicle of the Popes

Daisies

 

203: Manet: The Influence of the Modern

Dead, The

 

Odyssey, The

 

036 | The Iberians

Egyptian Art

Magic Bricks

 

In Bruges

 

Avengers: Infinity War

Liv & Ingmar

Bodies, Rest & Motion

Complete Royal Families of Ancient Egypt, The

Art of the Illustrated Book, The

Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger