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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Look Who’s Talking

Under the Silver Lake

 

14 Friends

Bob Dylan: Don’t Look Back

Hardcore

Sleeper

In the Mouth of Madness

552: Mafia, mafias

Martial Arts: The Spiritual Dimension

Last Picture Show, The

229: Pourquoi la peste? Le rat, la puce et le bubon

Last Summer in the Hamptons

Weekend

Cocaine Bear

 

244: 1939-1945: Le Monde en guerre

Complete Pyramids, The

Gross Anatomy

Funny Farm

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Rain Man

Gorilla

Bullet Piercing a Soap Bubble

 

Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, The

 

Hounds of Love

 

Book of Miracles, The

Manifesto

 

My Own Private Idaho

Zen: Direct Pointing to Reality

Drinking Buddies

 

Cape Fear

Elf

 

Gondry, Michel

 

Girlfriend Experience, The

 

Final Conflict, The

Starfish

124: La Peur du loup