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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D, The

 

Happy Feet

 

Taking of Pelham One Two Three, The

Three Identical Strangers

Diner

563: L’Arabie: Des routes de l’encens à l’ère du pétrole

105: Les Neuf Vies du chat

Like Water for Chocolate

Trip to the Moon, A

 

Nasty Girl, The

 

Sparrow

Starship Troopers

 

Early Medieval Art

Vulture

You Can Count On Me

 

Beast

 

Seventh Sign, The

191: Il était une fois la Mésopotamie

Author: The JT LeRoy Story

François Truffaut: Portraits volés

Name of the Rose, The

 

Irma la Douce

Flavors of Youth

 

Ozu, Yasujiro

 

American in Paris, An

 

Quiet Place: Day One, A

 

Man on the Moon

 

History of Film

Minus Man, The

 

Inside the Mind of a Dog

 

Candy-O

Endless, The

India Song

 

Mr. Popper’s Penguins

2 Days in the Valley

 

She’s Gotta Have It