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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Judgment at Nuremberg

Clay Pigeons

 

Round-Up, The

 

Diner

Echo in the Canyon

Le Million

 

Flushed Away

 

Sweet and Lowdown

 

Fabulous Baker Boys, The

Shivers

Finding Nemo

 

Brazil

I Vitelloni

 

Tangerine

 

Enduring Love

 

037 | Bones, Bodies and Disease

Soft Skin, The

Hope and Glory

Re-Animator

Caribbean Art

Louise Brooks: Looking for Lulu

 

You Don’t Know Jack

First Reformed

Wonka

 

Children of a Lesser God

Love Liza

 

Cop Land

 

Accordion Player

 

Band Wagon, The

 

Powaqqatsi

Y Tu Mamá También

 

My Life Without Me

 

Chuck and Buck

 

Affliction

 

234: La Radio, Rendez-vous sur les ondes

Strange Love of Martha Ivers, The