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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Little Big Man

Together Together

 

Color Me Obsessed: A Film About The Replacements

High and Low

 

Life and Death of Peter Sellers, The

 

184: La Mine dĂ©voreuse d’hommes

Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay

Pickpocket

 

Finders Keepers, Lovers Weepers!

White Heat

407: CĂ©line: “Ça a dĂ©butĂ© comme ça”

Midnight Clear, A

Lolita

 

American Beauty

 

Sword of Trust

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie

 

Bigger Splash, A

Shaun of the Dead

 

Traffic Crossing Leeds Bridge

Mask of Zorro, The

 

243: Brancusi: L’inventeur de la sculpture moderne

Julia

 

Don’t Drink the Water

072 | The Prehistory of Africa

Marcel Duchamp

227: Weather

Prague

Italian Baroque Sculpture

La Piscine

 

Toy, The

Art of the Middle Ages

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten

 

Enemy Mine

Maus I

 

Scorpion