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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Poseidon Adventure, The

 

Pianist, The

 

Sweet Dreams Intermingled With Nightmares

 

Wisconsin Death Trip

 

Anatomy of a Fall

 

Despicable Me 2

Tao: The Chinese Philosophy of Time and Change

Mommy Dead and Dearest

 

Spanking the Monkey

Accidentally Wes Anderson

Vice Versa

Harold and Maude

David and Lisa

China Syndrome, The

XXY

 

Howl’s Moving Castle

 

Stanley Kubrick

272: Che Guevara, compagnon de la révolution

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

 

434: Éloge du mariage

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Kubrick, Stanley

 

Deathtrap

Knife in the Water

Bride of Frankenstein

Egypt: The World of the Pharaohs

Je tu il elle

 

Notorious

049 | Ecuador

Hawks and the Sparrows, The

 

Pleasantville

 

Les Maîtres fous

 

Sessions, The

Donen, Stanley

 

OJ: Made in America

House