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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Carpenter, John

 

Waco: The Rules of Engagement

   

Spirit of the Beehive, The

Buddy Holly Story, The

 

Ghost Town

 

Apartment Zero

Prometheus

Heaven Can Wait

345: De l’indigène Ă  l’immigrĂ©

Lee, Spike

 

Marmaduke

Das Boot

 

Plumber, The

McCarey, Leo

 

Dina

Salvatore Giuliano

 

Erotic Art

Ant-Man

Yellow Submarine

20th Century Ceramics

That’s Entertainment!

286: En route! La France par monts et par vaux

Mary Goes Round

 

033 | Troy and the Trojans

Eight Men Out

Sorcerer

 

American Swing

 

Late Autumn

 

Exam

 

Selena

 

Nuts

169: Titien. “L’art plus fort que la nature”

No Highway in the Sky

Joshy

Beginners

 

Meet John Doe