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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

 

Au hasard Balthazar

You’re Gonna Miss Me

 

Good Night, and Good Luck.

 

Craigslist Joe

Druids, The

Ladies Man, The

 

Lost in America

Grease 2

Three Faces of Eve, The

My Most Secret Desire

 

045 | Poland

Wet Hot American Summer

 

Inn of the Sixth Happiness, The

I, Tonya

183: Cleopatra: The Life and Death of a Pharaoh

Rude Boy

Faces

 

033 | Troy and the Trojans

Chinese Art

Menendez Brothers, The

 

169: Titien. “L’art plus fort que la nature”

Filmworker

Inherent Vice

Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam

28 Days Later…

 

Velvet Underground, The

OWNED NEED

Enough Said

Pitch Perfect

Secrets and Lies

 

Heaven Help Us

397: Darwin and the Science of Evolution

Breast, The

 

Thames and Hudson Dictionary of Art and Artists, The

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

131: Monet: The Ultimate Impressionist