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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Death of Mr. Lazarescu, The

 

Man Escaped, A

Airport

Magic Bricks

 

Zombies, The

OWNED () NEED ()

267: Vivre vite : Chroniques de la course automobile

Mayor of Sunset Strip, The

 

Hell House

 

Wise Blood

 

Pianist, The

 

Animal House

Sombrero Fallout: A Japanese Novel

 

Salinger

Visioneers

 

505: Le design fait école: L’École nationale supérieure de création industrielle

Michael

 

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

 

Ghostbusters

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

 

Aboriginal Art

Terms of Endearment

Crip Camp

 

What We Do in the Shadows

Sweetie

 

Contemporary African Art

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

 

Holiday

Das Boot

 

Sunshine

 

Saturday Night Fever

Phair, Liz

OWNED NEED

Seventh Seal, The

Tickled

Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills

 

Je t’aime, je t’aime

You Are Not My Mother