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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Alien: Covenant

Beach Rats

 

I’ve Heard the Mermaids Singing

45 Years

Dead Ringers

Pete’s Dragon

Walrus

Darjeeling Limited, The

 

Dada: Art and Anti-Art

404: Signac. Au Temps d’Harmonie

Out of the Past

Mikey and Nicky

Pre-Christian Ireland

Spanish Prisoner, The

 

Sicario

 

Paths of Glory

Possibly in Michigan

 

La Région Centrale

 

Flushed Away

 

Beauty Mark

 

Chungking Express

Elysium: A Visual History of Angelology

091 | The Catacombs: Life and Death in Early Christianity

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

477: Mélancolie: Les métamorphoses de la dépression

Politics Book, The

Alan Partridge

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Nobody

 

Changeling, The

American Architecture

Taris

Mommie Dearest

Mayfield, Curtis

OWNED NEED

Wild Boar

Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch’s War on Journalism