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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Soy Cuba

 

Sweet Dreams Intermingled With Nightmares

 

109 | Angkor and the Khmer Civilization

Oklahoma!

Fly II, The

Modern Explorers, The

Funny Girl

Gladiator

 

Studio 54

Libeled Lady

Bodies Bodies Bodies

 

Video Movie Guide 1997

Life and Death of Colonel Blimp, The

 

Rabbit, Run

 

Nightmare on Elm Street, A

Frantic

Mississippi Mermaid

Sturges, Preston

 

Movie Book, The

Tommy Boy

568: La Résistance: Une morale en action

Lady in the Water, The

 

Slow West

 

Room at the Top

037: The Incas: People of the Sun

325: Naître, et après? Du bébé à l’enfant

Mass

 

Lady Vanishes, The

389: Vive l’eau

Deep, The

Dahmer

 

Flavors of Youth

 

Escape from Tomorrow

Eye: The Seer and the Seen, The

Streetcar Named Desire, A

Forrest Gump