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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Nell

As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

 

Breathless

 

Cambridge Illustrated History of the Roman World, The

Our Gang

 

Uninvited, The

Bad Education

Spider-Man: Far from Home

111: Les Chemins du sel

Tie Xi Qu

 

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

384: Une autre histoire des religions, III: Les spiritualités indiennes

Cool School, The

 

230: Babylone: A l’aube de notre culture

588: Camille Pissarro. Patriarche des impressionnistes

Mes Petites Amoureuses

Collector, The

Finders Keepers, Lovers Weepers!

Kissing Jessica Stein

 

Blue Moon

 

Magic Bricks

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

Made for Each Other

Love

OWNED NEED

Cocoon

Dune

 

Rude Boy

Gospel According to St. Matthew, The (Pasolini)

 

Fresh

Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, The

Wuthering Heights

 

Autumn Sonata

445: Malévitch: Aux avant-gardes de l’art moderne

Impressionism

Horrible Bosses

Van Sant, Gus