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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Ostrich

Scarecrow

Hearts Beat Loud

Juliet of the Spirits

 

Overnight

 

285: Seul avec Dieu: L’aventure mystique

Shaun of the Dead

 

Weird Science

Alchemist Cookbook, The

License to Drive

Spectacular Now, The

 

Very Curious Girl, A

Passion of Joan of Arc, The

Carnal Knowledge

409: Saladin: Le Sultan chevalier

Alice

Robin Redbreast

 

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

 

Our Idiot Brother

Cat Returns, The

 

Claire Dolan

   

Ring, The

 

Harry and Walter Go to New York

Life in Color

 

Good Night, and Good Luck.

 

Favourite, The

 

Bird Man of Alcatraz

Blue Angel, The

Fanny and Alexander

Howard the Duck

Underground

 

Murphy’s Romance

Page One: Inside the New York Times

Night of the Hunter, The

Nocturnal Animals

Hot Tub Time Machine