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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Lair of the White Worm, The

Under the Roofs of Paris

 

It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

 

To Kill a Mockingbird

Red Rock West

Beach Boys, The

 

Fourteen

 

Wall•E

 

Ashes and Diamonds

 

Dick Tracy

07 Revolver

Last Waltz, The

Gentleman’s Agreement

Fly

Believer, The

 

Star Trek: Into Darkness

378: The Bronze Age in Europe

Garfield

 

Les Mistons

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

 

Thor: The Dark World

Re-Animator

Big Fish

 

368: The Pre-Raphaelites: Romance and Realism

126: The Age of Shakespeare

13 Ghosts

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

441: Le Père-Lachaise. Au cœur du Paris des vivants et des morts

Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus

My Old Ass

 

Tree of Life: Image for the Cosmos, The

Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory

108 | Ancient Peoples of the American Southwest

061 | Spain and Portugal: The Prehistory of the Iberian Peninsula

Book of Miracles, The

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The