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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Mean Streets

Come Back, Little Sheba

Portnoy’s Complaint

 

Crush, The

Before and After Science

La Terra Trema

 

Go Fish

164: Voyous et Gentlemen: Une histoire du rugby

Fly

Sleeping with Other People

 

Favourite, The

 

Oyster

Henry V

Ammonite

 

385: Une autre histoire des religions, tome 4: Les Religions extrême-orientales

Blazing Saddles

Three Identical Strangers

Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills

 

Witches, The

 

Friends of Eddie Coyle, The

 

Hell House

 

Who, The

OWNED NEED

066: Jean-Jacques Rousseau: L’homme qui croyait en l’homme

Malick, Terrence

 

Apu Sansar

 

Scenes from a Mall

 

Other, The

Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, The

Skywriting by Word of Mouth

Tell-Tale Heart, The

391: Une autre histoire des religions VI: Le Sacre des pouvoirs

476: Dada: The Revolt of Art

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning

Anna Karenina

 

Band of Outsiders

 

Wonder, The