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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Art of Southeast Asia, The

Limelight

Ladies Man, The

 

Slumdog Millionaire

 

Experts, The

Manhattan Murder Mystery

Woman on the Beach, The

 

Art of Tantra

Hollywood Knights, The

 

My Kid Could Paint That

 

226: L’Aventure humanitaire

Oasis: Supersonic

Re-Animator

House

Apostle

 

Mac and Me

Star Trek Book, The

041 | South West England

Wild Boar

Celine and Julie Go Boating

Buddhist Art and Architecture

Anatahan

 

Albatross

175: Knossos: Searching for the Legendary Palace of King Minos

Juno

 

Flavors of Youth

 

Kick-Ass

Singin’ in the Rain

Suspiria

Nico and Dani

 

Overnighters, The

 

360: The Search for Ancient China

Exploring the World of the Vikings

Lolita

 

City Slickers

Desert Hearts