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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Bleed Out

 

Grail: Quest for the Eternal, The

Boyhood

Secret Life of Pets, The

Girlfriends

Cloverfield Paradox, The

Die Hard

House of the Devil, The

 

History of the World: Part I

Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The

Gandahar

Mayfield, Curtis

OWNED NEED

Cambridge Illustrated History of the British Empire, The

Century of the Self, The

 

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

 

Along Came Polly

 

Craigslist Joe

Dial M for Murder

Tie Xi Qu

 

Lion King, The

140: Hollywood. L’usine à rêves

Others, The

 

Seven Up!

241: Chagall: The Art of Dreams

Weezer

OWNED NEED

Michael Clayton

 

488: Camus: L’homme révolté

My Kid Could Paint That

 

Quiet Place: Day One, A

 

Body Remembers When the World Broke Open, The

 

Pyaasa

 

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

 

Rambo: First Blood, Part II

Scarlet Street

Stranger by the Lake

Drive