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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Thunder Road

 

Worst Person in the World, The

 

Bad Influence

Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus, The

 

Grizzly Man

 

Encyclopedia of Music, The

024: Writing: The Story of Alphabets and Scripts

Zhang, Yimou

 

Zed & Two Noughts, A

Fatal Attraction

Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Stanley & Iris

Wagon Master

Stranger Than Paradise

198: “j’ai nom Jeanne la pucelle”

Klaus

Wristcutters: A Love Story

 

Tarot and Divination Cards

Substance, The

 

Beck

 

Skunk

Ring, The

 

006: La Longue Marche vers la Chine moderne

Beethoven

Jazz

Fall from Grace

 

My Dinner with Hervé

Rififi

Families and How To Survive Them

 

Witches of Eastwick, The

Scorsese, Martin

 

7 Plus Seven

All That Heaven Allows

Cider House Rules, The

 

Pontypool

 

Breakfast at Tiffany’s