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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Along Came Polly

 

Secret Beyond the Door…

Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday

 

506: L’âge d’or de l’Inde classique

8 Mile

 

Crooklyn

Man Walking Around A Corner

Strange Love of Martha Ivers, The

530: Henri Cartier-Bresson: Le tir photographique

African Art

King of Comedy, The

Modern Explorers, The

Nosferatu the Vampyre

Dark Divide, The

 

Fly, The

Howl’s Moving Castle

 

Scanners

Fabulous Baker Boys, The

Help!

Zone of Interest, The

 

Teeth

 

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

 

Blood on Satan’s Claw

 

Searching for Sugar Man

Equinox Flower

 

Hope and Glory

Anthropologist on Mars, An

 

Giraffe

Eyes of Tammy Faye, The

 

Cape Fear

Funny People

 

Malice

War and Peace

Celia

 

Manson Family Vacation

Cezanne