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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Shock Corridor

Nowhere Boy

 

019: Fossils: Evidence of Vanished Worlds

Rear Window

Jacob’s Ladder

Bible Book, The

Cubism and Culture

Bug’s Life, A

 

Crocodile Dundee II

Marmaduke

358: Les Phéniciens: Aux origines du Liban

El Dorado

Wonder, The

 

Amarcord

Never Rarely Sometimes Always

 

L’enfer

Penguin

Last Stop in Yuma County, The

Concise History of Modern Sculpture, A

Halloween II

096: Champollion: Un scribe pour l’Egypte

El Bruto

464: L’Arménie à l’épreuve des siècles

Conjuring, The

Caddyshack

052 | The Maya

Cooler, The

 

Latin American Art Since 1900

Lost Daughter, The

 

517: Marilyn: La dernière déesse

Germany Year Zero

Thames & Hudson Dictionary of Fashion and Fashion Designers, The

127 Hours

La Terra Trema

 

Clockwork Orange, A

War Games