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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Mary Goes Round

 

Complete Valley of the Kings, The

18 Anthology 3

Great Military Leaders and their Campaigns

Exploring the World of the Vikings

David Cross: Let America Laugh

 

Something Wild

Politics Book, The

Lilith

Thirteen

 

Casque d’or

 

556: Le crime. Entre horreur et fascination

Paintings in the Louvre

Hollywood Knights, The

 

Bend It Like Beckham

 

Twister

Badlands

Cambridge Illustrated History of Medicine, The

332: La Danse, tome 2: Des ballets russes à l’avant-garde

Hollywood Ending

 

National Lampoon’s European Vacation

Lola Montès

Wedding, A

536: Les Archives. Mémoire de la France

Woodstock 99: Peace Love and Rage

 

Every Man for Himself

 

I’ve Heard the Mermaids Singing

Palo Alto

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

486: Louis Feuillade: Maître du cinéma populaire

Day the Earth Stood Still, The

 

249: Le Muséum national d’histoire naturelle

Magic: The Western Tradition

Chalk Garden, The

Hotel Transylvania

371: Hemingway. Portrait de l’artiste en guerrier blessé