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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

War Zone, The

 

American History X

 

Le beau mariage

Brad’s Status

My Dinner with Andre

Midnight Clear, A

Lumet, Sidney

 

Zabriskie Point

362: Le Japon éternel

439: Le Design graphique

Sling Blade

 

I Shot Andy Warhol

 

Queen of Earth

 

Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi

Plaisir, Le

 

Coraline

 

Hapax Legomena I: Nostalgia

Bell, The

 

Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger

Fantasia

 

120: Christophe Colomb: Amiral de la mer Océane

Morvern Callar

 

Carrie

 

Kinks Kronikles, The

Jurassic Park III

 

Bird on a Wire

New York Doll

 

Sleepy Hollow

 

American Buffalo

 

Death of a Salesman

Igby Goes Down

 

Ancient Rome

Bottoms

Eyes of Laura Mars

214: Paris libéré, Paris retrouvé

Music Room, The