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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story

 

Point Blank

 

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Rescue Dawn

 

4th Man, The

Witches

Wedding, A

Accused, The

Mutual Appreciation

 

Lost Daughter, The

 

215: Human Origins: The Search for Our Beginnings

Tenant, The

 

Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones

 

Denise Calls Up

329: Georges de La Tour: Histoire d’une redécouverte

Badlands

Resolution

 

Baxter

Cyrus

 

06 Rubber Soul

Crash

 

258: Le Western: Quand la légende devient réalité

H.H. Holmes: America’s First Serial Killer

 

Weirdos

 

Pig

 

War of the Worlds

 

361: Napoléon: “Mon ambition était grande”

Hôtel Terminus

Marketa Lazarová

 

Keane

 

How Green Was My Valley

Chronicle of Anna Magdalena Bach

Safety Not Guaranteed

Complete Valley of the Kings, The

Edge, The

 

Wide Awake