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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Trilogy of Terror

Cursed, The

 

Blood on Satan’s Claw

 

Don’t Worry Darling

 

135: Carnaval ou La Fête à l’envers

Irma la Douce

Good Son, The

La Bête Humaine

 

Pollock

 

Startup.com

 

Nightmare on Elm Street, A

Istanbul and Northwest Turkey

Liv & Ingmar

Stalag 17

21 Grams

 

Gorillas in the Mist

Devil, Probably, The

Big Picture, The

Sacred Geography: Philosophy and Practice

Manhunter

Monster Calls, A

Fly II, The

White Noise

 

Louvre, The

Happening, The

 

Crash

 

Cabin Boy

Early Summer

 

Life and Nothing More

 

Pacific Heights

043: L’Histoire vraie des mutins de la Bounty

Eating Raoul

Rogue One

Shell

 

Last Station, The

 

Mädchen in Uniform