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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Card Counter, The

 

Ashes and Diamonds

 

079 | Central Asia: Turkmenia before the Achaemenids

Ghost Writer, The

Gertrud

 

Another Year

403: La police judiciaire: La scène de crime

Lost City of Z, The

 

Sacrifice, The

 

I Love You Phillip Morris

 

State of the Union

Soft Skin, The

Four-Star Movies: The 101 Greatest Films of All Time

Panic in the Streets

Man on the Moon

 

Miseducation of Cameron Post, The

087 | The Eskimos and Aleuts

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

 

085: Nouvelle-Calédonie: Vers l’émancipation

Soul

 

Noise

 

Young Girls of Rochefort, The

 

Little Fish

308: La Prochaine séance. Les Français et leurs cinés

Thelma & Louise

 

She Who Must Burn

 

346: Vers la terre d’Israël

Rocks

 

Platform

 

In the Heat of the Night

Art Book, The

Altered States

You’re Gonna Miss Me

 

Moana

Marmaduke

Cambridge Illustrated History of the Roman World, The