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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Meshes of the Afternoon

Alchemist Cookbook, The

Lives of Others, The

235: Louis Pasteur: L’empire des microbes

Red Shoes, The

Everything Everywhere All at Once

 

White Palace

Elf

 

Most Violent Year, A

 

Oh, God! Book II

Denis, Claire

 

Pelican

Crooklyn

Evil Dead

 

Story of Qiu Ju, The

 

American Honey

 

Panic

 

Angel

 

Fallen Idol, The

Frog

455: Giono: Le roman, un divertissement de roi

Leap!

Roundhay Garden Scene

Norman

 

Scarlet Street

Suspect, The

 

Avengers: Endgame

McCabe & Mrs. Miller

046 | Southern Africa During the Iron Age

Kiki’s Delivery Service

283: Le Printemps de Bourges: Chroniques des musiques d’aujourd’hui

Bob’s Burgers Movie, The

 

Poison

 

47 Ronin, The

 

Snail

Requiem for a Dream