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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Methadonia

 

Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The

Annie

Mermaids

061: Versailles, château de la France et orgueil des rois

Bait

It’s a Wonderful Life

Beyond Death: The Gates of Consciousness

Endless, The

Workshop, The

 

137: Stendhal: L’Italie au coeur

Celine and Julie Go Boating

Band Wagon, The

 

Mary Poppins

 

Feels Good Man

 

Imposter, The

Sean

Von Trier, Lars

 

Psych: The Movie

Lars and the Real Girl

 

Incredible Shrinking Man, The

Starting Out in the Evening

 

Complete Pyramids, The

Crocodile Dundee II

Twinless

 

Notting Hill

 

Benny & Joon

Love and Friendship

Skywriting by Word of Mouth

Morocco

Almodóvar, Pedro

 

That’s Entertainment, Part II

Go

 

Fall from Grace

 

426: La Syrie antique

060: Mémoires du Louvre