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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

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Longtime Companion

Monster House

 

Clay Pigeons

 

Happening, The

 

Tabu: A Story of the South Seas

 

Cold in July

 

Silence of the Lambs, The

Down to the Bone

 

David Lynch: The Art Life

Dazed and Confused

Brazil

François Truffaut

Chronicle of the Roman Emperors

Time of the Gypsies

 

Heaven Can Wait

Project Hail Mary

 

Gas, Food, Lodging

Didi

 

and justice for all

Barfly

My Brilliant Career

Dodgeball

 

Short Cuts

 

Piano, The

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

 

Truffaut, François

 

Bloomington

Wagon Master

Mainstreams of Modern Art

Sirens of Titan, The

 

Death of Mr. Lazarescu, The

 

Taste of Cherry

 

Rabbit-Proof Fence

 

Witches of Eastwick, The

 

Miracle in Milan