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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Alchemist Cookbook, The

Bowling for Columbine

 

Bend It Like Beckham

 

567: L’opéra-comique: Le gavroche de la musique

Drive

Bitter Tea of General Yen, The

Scarface

Venus

 

Old School

 

Hot Fuzz

 

Eating Raoul

Ring, The

 

Klimt

Irma la Douce

Anatomy Lesson, The

 

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask

Don’t Drink the Water

Spring Breakers

Fresh

Talk to Me

 

Living with Art

Alphabetic Labyrinth, The

Psycho II

Les Vampires

Happy New Year, Colin Burstead

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

 

Who’s That Knocking at My Door?

023 | China Before the Han Dynasty

Leech

Last Days

 

By the Bluest of Seas

 

307: Qui sommes-nous? Les rencontres philosophiques de l’Unesco

Sirens

Mystery Road

 

Sparrow

Murder!