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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Computer Chess

Gaslight

Cujo

 

Brad’s Status

Sunset Boulevard

Writings of John Lennon, The

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

 

nuit du carrefour, La

 

Abyss, The

Arts of the Ancient Americas

Townshend, Pete

OWNED NEED

To Sir With Love

Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

Sculpture Now

061: Versailles, château de la France et orgueil des rois

Godfather, The

Funny People

 

Basket Case 2

Double Indemnity

 

Crooklyn

Cries and Whispers

Seventy Great Battles in History, The

Casino

Poems of Catullus, The

 

Sessions, The

Art of Tibet

Matter of Life and Death, A

Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

052 | The Maya

Front, The

Talk to Me

 

Shallow Hal

 

48 Hrs.

Othello

 

Shell

 

Still Life