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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Rio Bravo

Step Brothers

 

007 | The Etruscans

128: Rollermania

Happening, The

 

Terms of Endearment

Greatest Night in Pop, The

 

214: Paris libéré, Paris retrouvé

In Watermelon Sugar

 

Good Mother, The

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

332: La Danse, tome 2: Des ballets russes à l’avant-garde

A.I.: Artificial Intelligence

 

Sing Street

 

High Life

Lives of the Great Gardeners

We Live in Public

 

Dreyer, Carl Theodor

 

Something Wicked This Way Comes

Secrets and Lies

 

124: La Peur du loup

Dead of Night

Varda, Agnès

 

You Were Never Really Here

Blue Gardenia, The

Gone Girl

Frozen

228: A table! La fête gastronomique

Great Santini, The

Old Maid, The

340: Lewis Carroll in Wonderland: The Life and Times of Alice and Her Creator

Bright Star

 

Laughable Loves

 

Art of Tantra

Sociology Book, The