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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Girl with All the Gifts, The

Abstract Art

Rambling Rose

Les Dames du Bois de Boulogne

 

Personal Services

28 Weeks Later

 

Sleepy Hollow

 

Eternal Daughter, The

 

047: Les Architectes de la Liberté

Isle of Dogs

Touch of Evil

I’m Dancing as Fast as I Can

French Cancan

 

Hell or High Water

 

Welcome to Me

Away from Her

 

Mainstreams of Modern Art

010: Galilée: Le messager des étoiles

Diary of a Teenage Girl, The

Cocaine: One Man’s Seduction

Scanner Darkly, A

 

Gaia

 

Conspiracy Theory

 

Psychology Book, The

Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The

Pale Fire

 

Storytelling

 

Aileen Wuornos: The Selling of a Serial Killer

Fast, Cheap & Out of Control

   

Blaze

 

Hindenburg, The

Istanbul and Northwest Turkey

Heavy

 

Colors

Pigeon

Hospital, The