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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

London Fields

 

Carpenter, John

 

Story of Adele H., The

Bang the Drum Slowly

Hangover, The

 

We’re All Going to the World’s Fair

 

This Film is Not Yet Rated

 

Secrets and Lies

 

Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus

One on One

523: Palmyre: La cité des caravanes

Accused, The

Pauline at the Beach

Greek Art

Alice

Substance, The

 

Chimes at Midnight

 

Key Largo

 

Deliberate Stranger, The

Adaptation.

 

295: Prehistoric Art and Civilization

Young, Neil

OWNED NEED

Point of Order!

246: Les Ateliers du 7e art, tome 1: Avant le clap

581: Robert Doisneau: «Pêcheur d’images»

Men…

Life of Python, The

Shakespeare Book, The

Body in Contemporary Art, The

Bleak Moments

 

Sweetie

 

Wendy and Lucy

 

Pledge, The

 

King of Marvin Gardens, The

Phantom of Liberty, The

Women Talking