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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Affliction

 

Pale Blue Dot

   

Executioner, The

Compulsion

Levelling, The

Bell, The

 

Anthropologist on Mars, An

 

Nico and Dani

 

Scarlet Street

Cave of Forgotten Dreams

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Last Detail, The

Witchfinder General

 

Guest of Honour

 

Super Dark Times

Man Who Fell to Earth, The

 

Nickel Boys

Mad Max: Fury Road

 

Eye, The

 

Mind, The

   

055: Cezanne: Father of 20th Century Art

051: Berlioz: Les deux ailes de l’âme

Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa

 

Torch Song Trilogy

Dr. Mabuse, the Gambler

Last Summer

 

Giant

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

 

Lola

 

Summer Blonde

 

Don’t Worry Darling

 

Rachel Getting Married

 

Anything Else

 

Jerry Maguire

 

Heiress, The

About Last Night…