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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Morris, Erroll

 

Way Way Back, The

Abigail’s Party

 

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Hit Man

 

Remarkable Life of Ibelin, The

 

Silver Streak

580: Les phares: Gardiens des côtes de France

Left Behind

 

Jane

John Wick

 

La guerre est finie

All We Imagine as Light

 

Switch

424: Moïse: “Lui que Yahvé a connu face à face”

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

 

Matchstick Men

 

Baby Boom

Death of a Centerfold: The Dorothy Stratten Story

Ones Below, The

Anvil: The Story of Anvil

 

Match Factory Girl, The

472: La Turquie: De l’Empire ottoman à la République d’Atatürk

Sholay

 

Blackboard Jungle

383: Colors: The Story of Dyes and Pigments

093: The Life and Lore of the Elephant

Zoolander

 

Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, The

Seven Deadly Sins and Seven Heavenly Virtues: A Visual History, The

I Start Counting

 

Crocodile Dundee II

La Dolce Vita

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Tickled

557: Les icônes en Russie