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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Heaven’s Gate

Discovery, The

Wendy and Lucy

 

Marmaduke

Babadook, The

082: Les gladiateurs du nouveau monde: Histoire des sports aux Etats-Unis

Bachelor Party

013: The Vikings: Lord of the Seas

American Swing

 

American Hustle

American Boy: A Profile of Stephen Prince

 

Nuts

Mean Girl

 

Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The

 

Thor: The Dark World

334: La Beat Generation: La révolution hallucinée

Sexuality in Western Art

443: L’Architecture de l’Islam: Au service de la foi et du pouvoir

Philadelphia Story, The

 

Gone With the Wind

One-Eyed Jacks

Fast, Cheap & Out of Control

   

Crazy Heart

 

My Beautiful Broken Brain

L’Atalante

Carnival of Souls

Taste of Honey, A

 

Addams Family, The

Psych 3: This Is Gus

 

Bodies Bodies Bodies

 

49th Parallel

 

Seventh Seal, The

Emperor’s Naked Army Marches On, The

 

197: Charles Quint: Empereur des deux mondes

Iñárritu, Alejandro González

 

Owning Mahowny