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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Babadook, The

Hotel New Hampshire, The

Up-Tight: The Velvet Underground Story

385: Une autre histoire des religions, tome 4: Les Religions extrême-orientales

Schindler’s List

003: La Saga de l’espace

42nd Street

Sacrifice, The

 

Van Gogh: The Complete Paintings

Possession

161: Vampires: Restless Creatures of the Night

Bee Season

 

Karate Kid, The

From Beyond

264: Les Routes du ciel

Limey, The

 

Judgment at Nuremberg

Ballad of Jack and Rose, The

 

Hallow, The

 

Muse, The

 

On the Road

 

Wizard of Oz, The

Syriana

 

Blue Gardenia, The

05 Hello Nasty

Detour

481: Schumann: Les voix intérieures

Heaven Knows What

Olympia

 

Panic in Needle Park, The

Dutch Painting

Darling

2 Days in the Valley

 

Central and Eastern European Art Since 1950

Shutter

 

Triangle of Sadness