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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Paintings in the Louvre

449: La prison: A l’ombre des hauts murs

033: The Aztecs: Rise and Fall of an Empire

Limey, The

 

Doomsdays

 

372: Petra: Lost City of the Ancient World

Help, The

 

Monsters

 

Athenian Black Figure Vases

Brad’s Status

Twentieth-Century Graphics

White Heat

Prevenge

Late Night with the Devil

 

291: La France du patrimoine: Les choix de la mémoire

Blood Meridian, or, the Evening Redness in the West

 

Hallow, The

 

Two-Lane Blacktop

Money: A Suicide Note

 

Taking of Power by Louis XIV, The

 

Listen to Britain

Rust Never Sleeps

Scarecrow

415: Henri IV: Le règne de la tolérance

Criss Cross

 

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Ones Below, The

Spartan

 

Devil’s Eye, The

De Sica, Vittorio

 

In a Lonely Place

 

Postman Always Rings Twice, The

Fatal Attraction

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

 

Prick Up Your Ears

Modern Romance