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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Catch Me If You Can

 

Through a Glass Darkly

Lout Rampage

 

Complete Pompeii, The

075: Les Paquebots: Ambassadeurs des mers

Exit Through the Gift Shop

Men

 

Witness

Black Art

Dark and the Wicked, The

 

Kung Fu Panda 2

Hollywood Knights, The

 

Architecture of the Italian Renaissance, The

Night of the Lepus

Tales of Manhattan

Pat and Mike

419: La Légion d’honneur: Un Ordre au service de la Nation

Come and See

 

Silent Running

How They Became the Beatles

Loneliest Planet, The

Stripes

Providence

 

Baxter

10 Cloverfield Lane

Pawnbroker, The

Modern Music

Mother!

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

358: Les Phéniciens: Aux origines du Liban

History Book, The

Trip to Spain, The

Anderson, Wes

 

01 Tidal

East of Eden

Lady Eve, The