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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Lost Daughter, The

 

Gimme Shelter

Witches, The

 

Paranormal Activity

 

Hatari!

Get Carter

134: Le Cirque: Un art à la croisée des chemins

Men…

259: Nos ancêtres les Romains

Chaplin, Charles

 

Catch-22

Real Pain, A

 

Funny Games

 

Taste of Cherry

 

L’enfant secret

 

056: The Search for Ancient Rome

Stepfather, The

Crazy Love

 

Quebec

329: Georges de La Tour: Histoire d’une redécouverte

Pre-Raphaelites

Marcel Duchamp

Chuck Berry Hail! Hail! Rock ‘n’ Roll

Mr. Mom

Pride of the Yankees, The

Love Lies Bleeding

 

Faces

 

407: Céline: “Ça a débuté comme ça”

Seurat

11 Pet Sounds

Amazing Spider-Man 2, The

Thames and Hudson Dictionary of British Art, The

Bo Burnham: Inside

 

Hellzapoppin’

Boy Interrupted

 

Alphaville