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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

104: Tout l’or de Byzance

Accident

 

Out of Africa

Comes a Horseman

Black Art

090: Ils inventèrent le Nouveau Monde. William Penn et les Quakers

From Here to Eternity

Son, The

 

Beast

 

277: Corot: Extraordinary Landscapes

Tarantino, Quentin

 

Mermaids

Drake, Nick

OWNED NEED

Last Waltz, The

Harlan County U.S.A.

Bad Boys

Occult

Verdict, The

 

Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling, The

5 Fingers

Garden of the Finzi-Continis, The

If…

Night of the Lepus

Lilith

White Noise

 

Star 80

Devil in a Blue Dress

Starlet

 

085 | Nubia Under the Pharaohs

People Vs. Larry Flynt, The

 

Werckmeister Harmonies

 

Mystic Spiral: Journey of the Soul, The

Spy Next Door, The

Sound of Music, The

Ammonite

 

Red Eye