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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Written on the Wind

Alfred Hitchcock

Sherlock Holmes Book, The

158: The Celts: Conquerors of Ancient Europe

Head

Ted

License to Drive

Advise & Consent

Contemporary African Art

Mistress America

 

Frances Ha

Dreams

 

Life

Wild Life, The

Monsters, Inc.

 

Tale of the Wind, A

Still Mine

 

Accordion Player

 

Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2

Movie, A

 

Bookstores: A Celebration of Independent Booksellers

Smích a plác

 

Grapes of Wrath, The

 

It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll

Grapes of Wrath, The

 

Boy in the Striped Pajamas, The

 

Rodan

Au hasard Balthazar

What About Bob?

Sansho the Bailiff

 

General, The

467: Sciences pour tous?

Hounds of Love

 

Blood on Satan’s Claw

 

Spy Kids

 

Moulin Rouge!