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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Electric Horseman, the

123: Quelle belle invention que la poste!

Ruthless People

Shattered Glass

 

Buñuel, Luis

 

Ancient Rome in Fifty Monuments

True Confessions

028: Entre ciel et mer, le Mont-Saint-Michel

Taste of Cherry

 

When Harry Met Sally…

Believers, The

Shoah

 

Mighty Joe Young

Godfather, The

Antonio das Mortes

 

Crush, The

Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling, The

004 | Denmark Before the Vikings

À Propos de Nice

Martin Scorsese: Interviews

Goodbye Girl, The

Match Point

 

Awakenings

197: Charles Quint: Empereur des deux mondes

Paterno

Blood of the Beasts

 

Role Models

 

Woman Who Wasn’t There, The

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

 

15 Live at the BBC

History of Hell, The

Walk the Line

 

Pretty Woman

Suspect

Finding Nemo

 

Early Summer