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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Hardy, Françoise

OWNED NEED

Gandahar

Michael

 

Everything Must Go

Eagle

Man for All Seasons, A

Sorcerer

 

Gabriel, Peter

OWNED NEED

574: Musée du quai Branly: Là où dialoguent les cultures

Four Adventures of Reinette and Mirabelle

Blackfish

In Fabric

 

Buñuel, Luis

 

Love Witch, The

Room at the Top

Klaus

Hippopotamus

Tabu: A Story of the South Seas

 

Point Blank

 

Megan

 

Black Art

Secret Life of Pets, The

Wide Sargasso Sea

Green Knight, The

 

Everybody Rides the Carousel

Band of Outsiders

 

Eyes of Tammy Faye, The

 

Tale of the Wind, A

New York

Pre-Raphaelites

Howl’s Moving Castle

 

Singles

Ninotchka

Seasons, The

 

Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday

 

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