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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Rat Pack, The

 

Dead of Winter

Brief Encounter

Creep 2

True Romance

001: The Search For Ancient Egypt

Decade Under the Influence, A

 

Force Majeure

Mexico: From the Olmecs to the Aztecs

Finding Nemo

 

Book of Miracles, The

Seventh Seal, The

Art Cinema

Celia

 

Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, The

Keaton, Buster

 

Mary Cassatt

Performance Art

Leopard, The

 

Come and See

 

04 One Foot in the Grave

Behind the Candelabra

Princess Mononoke

 

Bergman Island

 

Realism in 20th Century Painting

1941

Bigger Than Life

 

Romantic Music

Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, The

Hotel Coolgardie

Dune

Greek Art

El Dorado

Rhinoceros

Napoleon Dynamite

 

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