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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Meatballs

Un Coeur en Hiver

 

Vanya on 42nd Street

History of Witchcraft, A

Caribbean Art

Shithouse

 

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Men, The

333: Enquête sur Sherlock Holmes

Back to the Future

 

467: Sciences pour tous?

Palindromes

 

Exploring the World of the Ancient Greeks

Killer Legends

21 Days

Girlfriend Experience, The

 

Thing, The

My Life as a Dog

 

Rust Never Sleeps

075: Les Paquebots: Ambassadeurs des mers

Hitchcock/Truffaut

234: La Radio, Rendez-vous sur les ondes

Grand Illusion

Wolf Man, The

Child of God

 

517: Marilyn: La dernière déesse

Silver Linings Playbook

My Friend Dahmer

35 Up

 

Criminal Life of Archibaldo de la Cruz, The

 

Forget Paris

Bolt

 

Mother and Son

 

Frank

 

American Psycho

 

2010