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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Street of Shame

 

Name of the Rose, The

Simpsons Movie, The

 

Scarface

453: Dali: Master of Fantasies

Looking for Mr. Goodbar

28 Days Later…

 

Coraline

 

Dancer in the Dark

Cabaret

 

Palm Trees and Power Lines

 

Addams Family Values

Earth

 

488: Camus: L’homme révolté

White Noise

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

 

Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

Laurel Canyon

 

Torment

Decline of Western Civilization, The

David Lynch: The Art Life

Chimes at Midnight

 

Whose Life is It Anyway?

Karate Kid III, The

High Fidelity

 

Fool for Love

H.

Exotica

098: Au Néolithique: Les Premiers Paysans du monde

Bee Season

 

Tales of Manhattan

River, The

7 Plus Seven

Milk

 

Author: The JT LeRoy Story

Meantime