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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

End of Summer, The

 

Hitchcock/Truffaut

021 | The Vikings

Hieronymus Bosch

SubUrbia

 

Eastwood, Clint

 

Memoria

 

003 | Sicily Before the Greeks

Sing Street

 

Lolita

 

Leopard

Clash of the Titans

Meyerowitz Stories, The

2010

Cooler, The

 

Zombieland

 

R.E.M.

OWNED NEED

American Pastoral

 

New Leaf, A

 

Drive

Session 9

 

Notes on a Scandal

 

Mothra vs. Godzilla

Dreamscape

429: Simenon : Ecrire l’homme

Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes

 

Flavor of Green Tea Over Rice, The

 

Six Degrees of Separation

Spider-Man

 

Onion Field, The

Saving Private Ryan

 

Dutch Painting

Willoughbys, The

 

156: Les années noires: Vivre sous l’Occupation

194: The Wisdom of the Buddha

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