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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Loire Valley, The

Other People

Lost and Delirious

 

Firemen’s Ball, The

 

210: «Gueules d’atmosphères»: Les acteurs du cinéma français (1929-1959)

Sunset Boulevard

Richard Linklater: Dream Is Destiny

Defiant Ones, The

411: De Kaboul à Samarcande: Les Archéologues en Asie centrale

Toy, The

Werckmeister Harmonies

 

Falling Down

Raising Arizona

028 | The Greeks in the West

High Fidelity

 

Good Dinosaur, The

Baxter

How the Garcia Girls Spent Their Summer

 

092: La Grenouille dans tous ses états

Levelling, The

Grandma

 

Last Waltz, The

Wild Blue Yonder, The

 

Squeeze

OWNED NEED

Huston, John

 

Theremin

Egon Schiele

Henri Matisse

Beggar’s Banquet

Led Zeppelin

OWNED NEED

Meet the Parents

 

Butter on the Latch

On Golden Pond

086: The Birth of Greece

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

 

That Cold Day in the Park