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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

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God Respects Us When We Work, But Loves Us When We Dance

Casino

Heavy

 

Chicken Run

 

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

Descendants, The

Frankenstein

Breast, The

 

Flavors of Youth

 

Bad News Bears, The

Lord of the Rings, The: The Fellowship of the Ring

 

344: Ramesses II: Greatest of the Pharaohs

Pickpocket

 

Leigh, Mike

 

Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, The

Van Morrison

OWNED NEED

Resolution

 

Small Axe: Lover’s Rock

 

112 | The First North Americans: An Archaeological Journey

Army of Shadows

 

What Remains: The Life and Work of Sally Mann

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

 

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning

I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!

Misery Loves Comedy

 

Cheyenne Social Club, The

Super High Me

 

Secret Window

 

Pleasure of Being Robbed, The

 

Cocoon

Altered States

Card Counter, The

 

164: Voyous et Gentlemen: Une histoire du rugby

This Is the End

Architecture of Doom