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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Room 237

168: La Police: Une histoire sous influence

Blue Velvet

Flesh Eaters, The

El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

City of God

 

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Koyaanisqatsi

Cat’s Cradle

 

Band Wagon, The

 

Katy Lied

Sweet and Lowdown

 

3 Women

Starting Out in the Evening

 

Accused, The

02 A Western Harvest Field By Moonlight

443: L’Architecture de l’Islam: Au service de la foi et du pouvoir

Cold in July

 

Last Lullaby, The

 

Mon Oncle

 

David Cross: Let America Laugh

 

As You Like It

 

Godfather, The

Eminent Hipsters

Edvard Munch

 

Wanda

African Queen

All Quiet on the Western Front

 

Cars 2

Picasso

Rudolph’s Shiny New Year

 

Great Cities in History, The

Amarcord

Seventy Wonders of China, The

Fall from Grace

 

One, Two, Three