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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Burn After Reading

 

Two in the Wave

Prague Orgy, The

 

Hawksmoor

450: Shiva. Libérateur des âmes et Maître des dieux

Deliberate Stranger, The

Disappearance of Shere Hite, The

 

Game Night

Kind Hearts and Coronets

Asphalt Jungle, The

Ready Player One

Levelling, The

Adjuster, The

 

Dog Star Man

 

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

 

Serious Man, A

 

Suspicion

Phone Booth

 

Double, The

Monster House

 

Chained for Life

Modern European Art

266: Underwater Archaeology

452: La Corse. Île de Beauté, terre de Liberté

336: Diamonds and Precious Stones

Islam Book, The

Body Double

Bullet Piercing a Soap Bubble

 

Prisoners

Crocodile Dundee II

Lennon, John

OWNED NEED

Synecdoche, New York

 

You Were Never Really Here

Mildred Pierce

Dolores Claiborne

Widows