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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Stepfather II

Edmond

 

Transamerica

 

11 Yellow Submarine

Manglehorn

Watercolours

Presumed Innocent

Serpico

Pasolini, Pier Paolo

 

Prince

OWNED NEED

La Jetée

Hope and Glory

Paintings in the Louvre

065 | Prehistory of Australia

Cathedrals of England, The

Woodstock

Cocteau, Jean

 

Rashomon

Giraffe

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau

 

Italian Baroque Sculpture

043: L’Histoire vraie des mutins de la Bounty

Scream

Bullet Piercing a Soap Bubble

 

Homicide

072 | The Prehistory of Africa

While We’re Young

XXY

 

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Henri Matisse

League of Their Own, A

Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station, The

Leech

Venus

 

Kurosawa, Akira

 

529: L’Europe des universités