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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Eddington

 

American in Paris, An

 

Fly

Vanya on 42nd Street

001: The Search For Ancient Egypt

Breaking In

Pierrepoint: The Last Hangman

 

Pumpkin Eater, The

Manhattan Murder Mystery

024: Writing: The Story of Alphabets and Scripts

Win It All

 

Anniversary Party, The

 

Splash

Pig

Gospel According to St. Matthew, The (Pasolini)

 

Red Road

 

Wonderful, Horrible Life of Leni Riefenstahl, The

Anatomy of a Fall

 

471: L’Art roman: Un défi européen

534: Des livres d’enfants à la littérature de jeunesse

Deliverance

El

Mickey 17

 

Beguiled, The

Bring Her Back

 

Mystic River

 

Beach Rats

 

Fellini’s Casanova

Viva Zapata!

And Now for Something Completely Different

 

Sorry We Missed You

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

 

There’s Something Wrong with Aunt Diane

Superbad

 

Star 80

Last Supper, The