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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Boys in the Band, The

01 Golden Feelings

16 Anthology 1

481: Schumann: Les voix intérieures

04 One Foot in the Grave

Stir Crazy

My Life Without Me

 

239: Modes et vêtements

Straw Dogs

Station Agent, The

 

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

 

Bugonia

 

Leopard, The

 

Lover, The

 

Mommy Dead and Dearest

 

558: Le Taoïsme: La révélation continue

Heaven Can Wait

Black Stallion, The

Shallow Hal

 

Man Escaped, A

Lone Star

 

Candidate, The

 

Escape from the Planet of the Apes

Air Guitar Nation

 

Manchurian Candidate, The

Pump Up the Volume

171: L’Heure du grand passage: Chronique de la mort

Red River

Blue Ruin

105 | Spain at the Dawn of History: Iberians, Phoenicians and Greeks

Pete’s Dragon

Classical Music Book, The

Modigliani

225: Franz Schubert: Le promeneur solitaire

Vagabond

Complete Pompeii, The