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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Wild Blue Yonder, The

 

White Stripes, The

OWNED NEED

I’m Not There

 

Ballad of Buster Scruggs, The

Heart Is a Lonely Hunter, The

Zombieland

 

Forrest Gump

 

Rango

068: Carpeaux: La Fièvre créatrice

Poseidon Adventure, The

 

Wag the Dog

 

Fireproof

 

Fahrenheit 451

Marketa Lazarová

 

La Connectionneuse

El Topo

 

In Search of Lost Time, Book 1: Swann’s Way

 

Ancient Rome in Fifty Monuments

London

Beaver

088: La Bibliothèque nationale de France: Mémoire de l’avenir

Blissfully Yours

 

Ham on Rye

 

Starstruck

Ten

 

Zelig

Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

016: Pompeii: The Day a City Died

Moscow on the Hudson

Athanasius Kircher: A Renaissance Man and the Quest for Lost Knowledge

Wild at Heart

Get Out Your Handkerchiefs

165: Matisse: The Wonder of Color

Story of Philosophy, The

Escape from Tomorrow

Vigo, Jean