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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Gremlins

 

357: La Grande Guerre: (1914-1918)

528: Pékin. Capitale impériale, mégapole de demain

Yacht Rock: A DOCKumentary

 

Hidden, The

 

Van Gogh: The Complete Paintings

12 Years a Slave

 

Cabin Boy

Rewind

White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights, The

 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Wolf of Snow Hollow, The

Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart

Children of the Corn

Costume and Fashion: A Concise History

Star Trek: Generations

Captain Marvel

Heaven Can Wait

Entre Nous

Big Book of Freaks, The

 

259: Nos ancêtres les Romains

Atomic Cafe, The

Wedding, A

172: La Légende de Carthage

Stand by Me

Final Portrait

 

Land of Steady Habits, The

 

Looking

 

Lennon

World’s Greatest Dad

 

Green Mile, The

 

Witness

Omen, The

Songs from the Second Floor

 

Ice Castles

Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The