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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Arlington Road

 

Cathedrals of England, The

Unbelievable Truth, The

English Architecture

Mad Dog and Glory

Brokeback Mountain

 

091: Newton: The Father of Modern Astronomy

Book of Rock Quotes, The

Glen Campbell: I’ll Be Me

We’re No Angels

War of the Roses, The

Beauty and the Beast

American Cinema, The

Mad Max: Fury Road

 

394: Berlin enfin!

Tropical Malady

 

Chungking Express

Cujo

 

Sherman’s March

088: La Bibliothèque nationale de France: Mémoire de l’avenir

076 | Northern Italy Before Rome

Ratatouille

 

Natural History of the Senses, A

 

Pale Fire

 

Mildred Pierce

Shoah

 

Chicken Run

 

Power of the Dog, The

 

My Fair Lady

Them!

Antichrist

 

Another Year

007 | The Etruscans

New Leaf, A

 

421: Flaubert: L’Homme-plume

Splice