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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Husbands

Straight Time

Eddie Murphy: Delirious

Arachnophobia

Lilith

Gate, The

458: Les Saints. Des êtres de chair et de ciel

Infinite Jest

 

Aker

High Sierra

Protagonist

 

Glengarry Glen Ross

Virgin Suicides, The

 

Toy, The

Spaniard in the Works, A

380: France, terre d’immigration

2 or 3 Things I Know About Her

Grey Gardens

Step Brothers

 

Costume and Fashion: A Concise History

Heiress, The

Young Frankenstein

Point Blank

 

Chorus Line, A

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure

 

Some Like It Hot

374: Une autre histoire des religions, tome 2: Le Dieu du croissant fertile

Nebraska

My New York Diary

 

That’s Entertainment!

Identity

 

Specials, The

OWNED NEED

She’s Gotta Have It

Thief of Bagdad, The

 

Finding Nemo

 

Katy Lied