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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

087: Ni empereur ni roi, chef d’orchestre

Boss Baby, The

September

466: La Belgique: Le roman d’un pays

Notting Hill

 

Choke

 

Cambridge Illustrated History of Religions, The

Leopard Man, The

Hairdresser, The

 

Career Girls

 

Iñárritu, Alejandro González

 

Joseph Cornell: Shadowplay…Eterniday

Les Enfants Terribles

Nine Lives

 

Along Came Polly

 

Cocaine: One Man’s Seduction

Midsommar

188: Divines divas

Say Anything…

Umberto D.

Truth About Cats & Dogs, The

 

My Beautiful Broken Brain

Max Ernst

Teorema

Somebody Somewhere: Breaking Free from the World of Autism

 

Office Space

 

Gods and Monsters

 

Devil

Death of a Centerfold: The Dorothy Stratten Story

Nobody

 

Kiss, The

 

Breathless

 

Last Night in Soho

 

168: La Police: Une histoire sous influence

Desperately Seeking Susan

Old Joy