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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Ben-Hur

Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, The

Help, The

 

School of Rock

 

094 | Babylon

I Love You Phillip Morris

 

One of Us

 

Game Night

Brad’s Status

House

L’enfer

Hannah Arendt

Back Roads

Big Sick, The

Conversations With Wilder

Thames & Hudson Dictionary of Ancient Egypt, The

Basic Instinct

Home

4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days

 

Crazies, The

Train Dreams

 

Orange Sunshine

Eisenstein, Sergei

 

Luca

 

Los Angeles County Museum of Art

Madeline’s Madeline

086: The Birth of Greece

315: Jacques Prévert: Inventaire d’une vie

Too Early, Too Late

 

Nitram

 

White Nights

François Truffaut: Portraits volés

Continental Divide

Wrecking Crew, The

 

Contemporary African Art

011 | Malta