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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Cry in the Dark, A

Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, The

 

116: Magnificat: Jean-Sébastien Bach, Le Cantor

Solaris

Gods Must Be Crazy, The

Cocoon

It’s a Gift

Ladykillers, The

 

Beatles, The

 

Starting Out in the Evening

 

108 | Ancient Peoples of the American Southwest

Music Room, The

 

Stagecoach

Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The

 

THX 1138

Alchemist Cookbook, The

Overnight

 

Book of Bibles

Happiness

 

Light of Day

Forbidden Games

Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.

 

Eno, Brian

OWNED NEED

Godzilla

Thor: The Dark World

Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond

Only Lovers Left Alive

Barracuda

 

Gay Science, The

 

Harry and Tonto

 

Le Chambre

 

Silent Movie

Woman in the Window, The

Napoleon

 

Pandemonium: A Visual History of Demonology

446: Émile Gallé: Le magicien du verre