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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Imperial China

Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, The

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives

 

016: Pompeii: The Day a City Died

Voyeur

Mulan

 

Cockroach

337: La Magie Ferrari

063: Quand les Gaulois étaient romains

Being the Ricardos

 

Seems Like Old Times

273: Les Aventures de la BD

Sins of My Father

 

Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster, The

 

Don’t Leave Home

We Live in Public

 

Mickey 17

 

On the Waterfront

Nomadland

 

Brood, The

Million Dollar Baby

Guinea Pig

452: La Corse. Île de Beauté, terre de Liberté

18 Anthology 3

Illustrated Man, The

059 | The Parthians

Adventures of Milo and Otis, The

113: Volcanoes: Fire from the Earth

Frog

Look Who’s Talking

From Show Girl to Burlesque Queen

 

Harakiri

 

Alien: Covenant

Burton, Tim

 

Small Axe: Lover’s Rock

 

Andrei Rublev