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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Snake

Awful Truth, The

 

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Fox and His Friends

My Own Private Idaho

Times of Harvey Milk, The

Alchemy: The Secret Art

Jurassic Park III

 

365: La Généalogie: Familles, je vous aime

Life and Death of Peter Sellers, The

 

Dahmer

 

Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

 

Scott, Ridley

 

Monsters

 

Melvin and Howard

Kids are Alright, The

Pump Up the Volume

012 | Early India and Pakistan: to Ashoka

American Swing

 

055 | Meroe: a Civilization of the Sudan

011 | Malta

Feels Good Man

 

Chloe in the Afternoon

324: Magna Grecia: Les colonies grecques dans l’Italie antique

Workshop, The

 

Power

We Don’t Live Here Anymore

 

High and Low

 

Mirror, The

 

Fox

Limey, The

 

342: 24 heures en France: Portrait insolite de la France et des Français

Blood Simple

Clash of the Titans

010 | Japan Before Buddhism

134: Le Cirque: Un art à la croisée des chemins