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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Mulholland Drive

 

Barrett, Syd

OWNED NEED

066: Jean-Jacques Rousseau: L’homme qui croyait en l’homme

Children of the Corn

Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D, The

 

Sacred Architecture

Fantasia

 

Slow West

 

Constable

No Other Choice

 

544: Boris Vian. «Si j’étais pohéteû»

Sleuth

Quiet Man, The

Dresser, The

Athens and the Peloponnese

Book of Rock Quotes, The

Holy Motors

 

Nightmare on Elm Street 4, A: The Dream Master

Lord of the Flies

Ballad of Buster Scruggs, The

Impressionism

Wyler, William

 

Humans, The

 

Ghost Town

 

Rewind

Frances Ha

301: La guerre d’Algérie. Histoire d’une déchirure

Minority Report

 

Rocky II

011 | Malta

Moby-Dick or, The Whale

 

Shield of Heracles

 

Avatar

Room at the Top

Lost Cities of the Ancient World

Cement Garden, The