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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Vagabond

Red Desert

 

097: Hô Chi Minh: De l’Indochine au Vietnam

Water Engine, The

Berry, Chuck

OWNED NEED

Bridesmaids

Art of the Illustrated Book, The

Sleuth

Mona Lisa

Costume History, The

457: Le Maniérisme: Une avant-garde au XVIᵉ siècle

Beatles, The

 

Honest Liar, An

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

 

085: Nouvelle-Calédonie: Vers l’émancipation

317: La musique sud-américaine: Rythmes et danses d’un continent

Rabbit

Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘N’ Roll Generation Saved Hollywood

 

Zhangke, Jia

 

434: Éloge du mariage

Kingfisher

Pig

Pocket Museum: Ancient Rome

Green Room

Shooting Party, The

El Dorado

Monsters: A Bestiary of the Bizarre

Real Pain, A

 

Thin

 

They Live

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask

Murder by Death

Martian Chronicles, The

 

Bigger Splash, A

Blaze

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