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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Throne of Blood

 

Gang of Four

OWNED NEED

Just One of the Guys

Send Help

 

Humpday

 

Searching for Sugar Man

Road, The

 

Make Way for Tomorrow

Dark Water

 

Are We Good?

 

Call Me By Your Name

Notorious

Love and Death

Lennon, John

OWNED NEED

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Sawdust and Tinsel

 

Starlet

 

Great Cities in History, The

So the Wind Won’t Blow It All Away

Miracle in Milan

 

097 | The Beaker Folk

Loves of a Blonde

Spent

 

Von Sternberg, Josef

Seven Up!

Rust Never Sleeps

Exploring the World of the Pharaohs

Simon of the Desert

Nine Days

Life of Oharu, The

 

Badlands

Galaxy Quest

 

Kaleidoscope

Boogie Nights

 

Shoah

 

Fog, The