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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Somewhere in the Night

 

213: L’Affaire Dreyfus: La République en péril

On the Rocks

 

Airport ’77

Mothra vs. Godzilla

Zoolander

 

They Were Expendable

Devil’s Playground

 

Magnetic Fields, The

OWNED NEED

2046

 

Front, The

Minority Report

 

Thinking XXX

 

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Others, The

 

Pan’s Labyrinth

 

Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me

375: Une autre histoire de l’espace I: L’appel du cosmos

Ivan’s Childhood

 

Body Art

Thing, The

068: Carpeaux: La Fièvre créatrice

Mars Attacks!

 

Being John Malkovich

 

Spy Kids

 

Howard the Duck

Mascots

Cathy Come Home

 

My Flesh and Blood

 

021 | The Vikings

086 | Switzerland: From Earliest Times to the Roman Conquest

Overnight, The

Out of the Past

Upstream Color

Trip, The

Ghost and Mrs. Muir, The