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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Shithouse

 

Celine and Julie Go Boating

Elysium: A Visual History of Angelology

Golden Exits

 

Carny

309: Voyages en Provence, Alpes, Côte d’Azur

Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace

 

246: Les Ateliers du 7e art, tome 1: Avant le clap

Untouchables, The

 

Cambridge Illustrated History of Warfare, The

460: La Libye antique

Blow the Man Down

Rambling Rose

Round-Up, The

 

Images

 

530: Henri Cartier-Bresson: Le tir photographique

Pierrepoint: The Last Hangman

 

Return of the Secaucus 7, The

Dead Poets Society

Chocolate War, The

Monsters vs. Aliens

 

Wonder, Stevie

OWNED NEED

Maverick

Jingle All the Way

 

Book of Miracles, The

Soul Man

Hard Day’s Night, A

English Parish Churches

Providence

 

Frank Serpico

Devil’s Advocate, The

 

Heiress, The

Island of Lost Souls

Madonna: Truth or Dare

Witchfinder General

 

362: Le Japon éternel