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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Rhinoceros

 

World’s Greatest Dad

 

1900

 

Young Einstein

Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

Guilty by Suspicion

English Patient, The

 

Glen or Glenda

Last Supper, The

Somersault

 

War of the Roses, The

Lamb

 

Traveling Players, The

Beethoven

Triangle of Sadness

 

Trip, The

You Were Never Really Here

Clockwise

Vanishing, The

401: La Vierge. Femme au visage divin

Ideal Home

Man on the Train

 

Penguin

Tales of Manhattan

Turner

Guinea Pig

Davies, Terence

 

Meet Me in St. Louis

 

On the Outs

 

383: Colors: The Story of Dyes and Pigments

Daddy Longlegs

 

Blue is the Warmest Color

 

Boyfriends and Girlfriends

Wrecking Crew, The

 

Spanglish

 

Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones