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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Short Cuts

 

Horton Hears a Who

 

Kissing on the Mouth

 

Pépé le Moko

Tape

 

Basic Mastering

Albatross

Vengeance

 

510: Ambroise Vollard. Un marchand d’art et ses trésors

India: Matri Bhumi

 

Black Art

Hardy, Françoise

OWNED NEED

Therese and Isabelle

Exploring the World of the Bible

To Catch a Thief

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Numéro deux

 

Sweet Country

 

Lost City of Z, The

 

240: La Fontaine ou Les métamorphoses d’Orphée

Like Water for Chocolate

Norman

 

Lusty Men, The

Leap of Faith

Eternal Daughter, The

 

12 Years a Slave

 

Tarkovsky, Andrei

 

Barbie

 

Hammer

Tao: The Chinese Philosophy of Time and Change

Zapruder Film of the Kennedy Assassination, The

Pre-Raphaelites

Cocksucker Blues

Clay Pigeons

 

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

 

Frankenweenie