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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

All of Us Strangers

 

Studio 54

Ball of Fire

STILL: A Michael J. Fox Movie

 

Parker, Graham

OWNED NEED

011 | Malta

Llama

Hitchcock

Creep 2

Heaven’s Gate

Apocalypse Now

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

New Rolling Stone Record Guide, The

Whose Life is It Anyway?

Love Story

Devil’s Candy, The

 

24 Hour Party People

 

We’re No Angels

Civil War

 

340: Lewis Carroll in Wonderland: The Life and Times of Alice and Her Creator

Hindu Vision: Forms of the Formless, The

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Queen of Earth

 

265: The Irish Famine

Spirit

OWNED NEED

Wet Hot American Summer

 

After Class

All My Friends Hate Me

Still Mine

 

Last House on the Left, The

Chocolate War, The

Kwaidan

Zandalee

God Delusion, The

 

Night of the Living Dead

American Beauty