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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Take the Money and Run

Shrouds, The

 

Saving Private Ryan

 

Place in the Sun, A

356: Saint-Exupéry: L’archange et l’écrivain

Penda’s Fen

 

Mother India

 

African Art

Beautiful Dreamer: Brian Wilson and the Story of ‘Smile’

 

Garfield

 

Dreamtoons

 

Parallax View, The

Red Light Bandit, The

Child of God

 

Empire Records

Sasquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot

Red Balloon, The

 

Sweet Country

 

India: Rajasthan

Peanuts Movie, The

SubUrbia

 

437: Le Vin. Une histoire de goût

49th Parallel

 

SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The

 

To Live

 

Art & Architecture of Cambodia

Frankenstein

Ivan the Terrible, Part II: The Boyars’ Plot

 

329: Georges de La Tour: Histoire d’une redécouverte

Carrington

Raging Bull

Under the Skin

Time to Live and the Time to Die, The

 

Detour

Dune

 

This Is Spinal Tap