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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Despicable Me 2

(500) Days of Summer

 

My Favorite Wife

Wristcutters: A Love Story

 

Y Tu Mamá También

 

Trust

Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones

 

Modern Prints & Drawings

French Cancan

 

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

277: Corot: Extraordinary Landscapes

507: Louis XIV. Le roi de gloire

Barton Fink

 

Tales of Manhattan

Ghostbusters

My Life Without Me

 

Good Nurse, The

 

Anvil: The Story of Anvil

 

Hogarth

Layer Cake

 

Jurassic Park

 

Once Upon a Time in the West

007 | The Etruscans

Ordinary People

Half Nelson

 

Ode to Billy Joe

Next of Kin

 

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

 

BFG, The

Traffic Crossing Leeds Bridge

Sword of Trust

Stand, The

 

553: Monaco: Le Rocher des Grimaldi

019 | The Early Christians

Thieves Like Us

Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure