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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones

 

Nomadland

 

Odyssey, The

 

Cry Freedom

Cleo from 5 to 7

059 | The Parthians

089 | The Sea Peoples: Warriors of the Ancient Mediterranean

Fortune Cookie, The

Rocks

 

Cat Returns, The

 

City Slickers

Carrie

Them!

L.A. Confidential

 

544: Boris Vian. «Si j’Ă©tais pohĂ©teû»

Superbad

 

Murmur of the Heart

Hide and Seek

 

Out of Towners, The

 

Red Figure Vases of South Italy and Sicily

5 Fingers

Some Like It Hot

Karate Kid, The

L’Age d’Or

 

Big Star

Nell

Nowhere Boy

 

Johnny Guitar

Oldboy

 

Shawshank Redemption, The

Minoan and Mycenaean Art

My Life

Bad Day at Black Rock

Darwin

5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, The

English Beat, The

OWNED NEED