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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Fireproof

 

Chronicle of the Queens of Egypt

Milky Way, The

Strange Culture

 

Tales of the Grim Sleeper

Marketa Lazarová

 

Sunshine Makers, The

Aftersun

 

Bambi

 

Sunshine Cleaning

 

Big Heat, The

Broken Flowers

 

400 Blows, The

Public Speaking

Grease

Mole

Los Angeles County Museum of Art

039 | The Mycenaeans

Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, The

Ice Storm, The

 

Stardust Memories

Long, Hot Summer, The

The Clash: Westway to the World

 

Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Chronicle of the Russian Tsars

391: Une autre histoire des religions VI: Le Sacre des pouvoirs

Kabbalah: Tradition of Hidden Knowledge

392: La Bible: Le Livre, les livres

Nashville

Stranger Than Paradise

Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte

Phantom of Liberty, The

Christmas Story, A

Martin Scorsese: Interviews

Something Happened

 

Romance