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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Thelma & Louise

 

Three Colors: Blue

 

Man on the Train

 

02 When the Pawn…

Morocco

XTC

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572: La bibliothèque Sainte-Geneviève: À travers les siècles

087: Ni empereur ni roi, chef d’orchestre

Real Life

Jellyfish

Land of the Dead

 

England and Wales

Breaking the Waves

 

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

106: Beethoven: The Composer as Hero

Mac and Me

Krisha

2 or 3 Things I Know About Her

Escape, The

 

Deep End, The

 

Leave No Trace

Happy Feet

 

Arsenic and Old Lace

Red Eye

 

Crash

 

High Fidelity

 

World of Late Antiquity, The

Through a Glass Darkly

232: Le Cheval: Force de l’homme

High Hopes

 

My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You Tell It To

 

Sex and Lucía

 

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Silent Running

Reefer Madness

English Beat, The

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