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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Celine and Julie Go Boating

Court and Spark

Alchemy: The Secret Art

Last House on the Left, The

Naked States

 

Origin Story

 

Summer with Monika

Alchemist Cookbook, The

Irina Palm

 

Fantastic Planet

Apple, Fiona

 

Go Fish

Spanish Prisoner, The

 

Swan

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Spirit

OWNED NEED

Torch Song Trilogy

Nothing in Common

Mary Cassatt

Ammonite

 

Forbidden Games

038 | The Canaanites

226: L’Aventure humanitaire

Ulee’s Gold

   

Late Spring

 

Nouvelle Vague

 

Maggie’s Plan

Pacific Heights

Hail, Caesar!

Remains of the Day, The

Philadelphia

 

Hawks and the Sparrows, The

 

Le bonheur

Dreams

20th Century Ceramics

Penguins of Madagascar