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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Two Lovers

 

Dream Scenario

 

Babadook, The

Bad and the Beautiful, The

Vulture

Celts, The

House of the Devil, The

 

Basquiat

 

Rewind

Kolya

 

Thief of Bagdad, The

 

Rat

Traffic

 

Four Days in July

 

Pépé le Moko

Mademoiselle

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Lubitsch, Ernst

 

358: Les Phéniciens: Aux origines du Liban

Four Seasons Lodge

 

River’s Edge

Dreams

 

Last House on the Left, The

Bad Education

Only Son, The

 

Girlfriends

Jeff, Who Lives at Home

Pigeon

Mosquito

Miyazaki, Hayao

 

Dickson Greeting

 

There Will Be Blood

 

209: Jean Renoir, cinéaste

Pocket Museum: Ancient Rome

That Cold Day in the Park

Never Let Me Go