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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

National Gallery, London, The

Goodbye, Columbus

Cropsey

 

Identity

 

Dark and the Wicked, The

 

Come Back, Little Sheba

Candidate, The

 

Friends of Eddie Coyle, The

 

Islam Book, The

Dali

Bananas

Vengeance

 

Dreams: Visions of the Night

099 | Scotland: Archaeology and Early History

Machinist, The

 

How to Train Your Dragon

078: Dans la nuit des abysses: Au fond des océans

Bedtime Stories

 

Obsession

 

Candy-O

Yojimbo

Arts and Crafts Movement, The

A.I.: Artificial Intelligence

 

Hitler: A Career

Identity

 

In Vanda’s Room

El Topo

 

Matchmaker, The

 

Sawdust and Tinsel

 

082 | The Crusaders in Syria and the Holy Land

Ones Below, The

Lover, The

 

Analyze That

 

Affair to Remember, An

Conversation, The

Gospel According to St. Matthew, The (Pasolini)