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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Scanner Darkly, A

 

Bob Dylan in His Own Words

Unknown Known, The

River, The

Physics Book, The

161: Vampires: Restless Creatures of the Night

Images: My Life in Film

War Zone, The

 

Revolutionary Road

 

Dead Babies

 

Despicable Me 3

Charlie Victor Romeo

Wine

Straight Time

Casino Jack and the United States of Money

Day of the Dead

Hitler: A Film from Germany

 

Of Two Minds

 

For the Bible Tells Me So

 

168: La Police: Une histoire sous influence

Tale of Springtime, A

Take Shelter

Three Identical Strangers

Room to Dream

Atomic Cafe, The

Masculin Féminin

 

One Hundred and One Dalmatians

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Experts, The

Night Moves

Raging Bull

Harry and Tonto

 

Norman

 

Great Builders, The

Hidden, The

 

Cop Land