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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force

 

May December

 

Game Night

Gremlins

 

Paddleton

Krisha

Kids are Alright, The

Beyond Good and Evil

 

Bowling for Columbine

 

Baumbach, Noah

 

Help!

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

 

315: Jacques Prévert: Inventaire d’une vie

075 | The Minoans: The Story of Bronze Age Crete

Family Business

Defending Your Life

Norma Rae

479: L’épopée de la science arabe

Face in the Crowd, A

Permanent Midnight

 

Wild Life, The

To Die For

Mes Petites Amoureuses

Experimenter

Scarlet Street

Disclosure

Jurassic World

World’s Greatest Dad

 

Westworld

Manglehorn

SubUrbia

 

Holy Mountain, The

 

Splice

 

Seventy Great Mysteries of the Ancient World, The

Planet of the Apes

Keaton, Buster