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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Bullets Over Broadway

Day the Earth Stood Still, The

 

Man Who Wasn’t There, The

 

Cry Freedom

Lolita

 

Une autre histoire du XXe siècle: 02: 1910/1920

Night of the Hunter, The

Sienese Painting

Rabbit Redux

 

Morocco

Bronx Tale, A

098 | The Thracians

Krisha

Dylan, Bob

OWNED NEED

Theremin

Not of This Earth

Miss Stevens

Wagon Master

Land of the Lost

 

047: Les Architectes de la Liberté

Poems of Catullus, The

 

3 Men and a Baby

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1000 Record Covers

Beach House, The

Sibling Rivalry

 

Sacred Geography: Philosophy and Practice

Ghost and Mrs. Muir, The

Men in Black

 

Hard Day’s Night, A

Light from Light

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Roger & Me

Help

 

Jean-Luc Godard: Interviews

Nope