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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Cezanne

Siege: The First Eight Years of an Autistic Child, The

 

Sex and Spirit

060: Mémoires du Louvre

Morocco

Echo Park

Malice

Polar Bear

Win It All

 

Mississippi Grind

Pale Fire

 

Gummo

 

Sixteen Candles

Pan’s Labyrinth

 

Purple Noon

 

Bridges of Madison County, The

262: Le Conservatoire de Paris ou Les Voies de la création

Fahrenheit 451

Odd Man Out

Such a Gorgeous Kid Like Me

Silence, The

 

Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

 

I’ll Do Anything

Doors, The

Red Beard

 

351: Les Chevaliers de Malte: Des hommes de fer et de foi

389: Vive l’eau

Big Star

Rococo to Revolution

My Man Godfrey

 

Sasquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot

15 20/20

Lovers on the Bridge, The

Blood in the Face

Belle & Sebastian

OWNED NEED

Tales of the Grim Sleeper