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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Belle

 

053 | Finland

Great Archaeologists, The

She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

Lucy

Fellini, Federico

 

Escape from New York

Purple Rose of Cairo, The

433: Nostradamus: L’Éternel retour

Carrie

 

I Love You Phillip Morris

 

Anatahan

 

Moulin Rouge!

 

082: Les gladiateurs du nouveau monde: Histoire des sports aux Etats-Unis

519: Les Papous. Une diversité singulière

Molecules: The Elements and the Architecture of Everything

Odd Couple, The: Together Again

076: Rembrandt: Master of the Portrait

Irina Palm

 

Abraham’s Valley

In Bruges

 

549: Fellini: Le magicien du réel

05 Fetch the Bolt Cutters

Menendez Brothers, The

 

Striptease

 

Gandahar

356: Saint-Exupéry: L’archange et l’écrivain

Holdovers, The

 

256: Les châteaux forts. De la guerre à la paix

Rat Pack, The

 

Crimson Permanent Assurance, The

Killing Fields, The

 

De Palma

Last Detail, The

Broken Flowers

 

Finding North