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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Short Film About Killing, A

 

Parallax View, The

Hidden Room, The

367: L’Europe: Petite histoire d’une grande idée

Airport ’77

Honest Liar, An

Sollers Point

 

Beauty and the Beast

Defending Your Life

Mars Attacks!

 

Hamnet

 

Pacific Rim

Ray, Satyajit

 

Pay It Forward

 

Extract

 

All About Eve

 

Souvenir, Part 2, The

 

Roger & Me

07 Revolver

Families and How To Survive Them

 

02 Paul’s Boutique

Tim’s Vermeer

 

In the Company of Men

 

Rebecca

From Giotto to Cezanne: A Concise History of Painting

Girl in the Book, The

Family Plot

Paranoid Park

 

There’s Something Wrong with Aunt Diane

Histoire(s) du cinema

 

Poison

 

Central and Eastern European Art Since 1950

Mickey 17

 

Marty Supreme

John Lennon in His Own Words

Sun Shines Bright, The