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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Wit

 

Squeeze

OWNED NEED

Gemini

 

Outbreak

2 or 3 Things I Know About Her

Celine and Julie Go Boating

Witness for the Prosecution

Vampyr

Losin’ It

Willoughbys, The

 

Hotel Transylvania

King Arthur: The Dream of a Golden Age

Marcel Duchamp

Drowning Pool, The

 

Hot Tub Time Machine

Woman on the Beach, The

 

Year Without a Santa Claus, The

302: Alchemy: The Great Secret

Mayfield, Curtis

OWNED NEED

366: L’Inquisition: Rempart de la foi ?

Gotcha

Early Medieval Art

Goosebumps

Mélo

Believer, The

 

Requiem

 

Paris, Texas

Darwin

Miracle on 34th Street

Sling Blade

 

Diaries, Notes, and Sketches

 

Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

 

Koyaanisqatsi

À Nous la Liberté

 

JFK

 

Chaplin, Charles