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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Port of Shadows

 

Diary of a Country Priest

 

Fool for Love

Karate Kid III, The

Intolerable Cruelty

 

Of Mice and Men

Disaster Artist, The

She Dies Tomorrow

 

240: La Fontaine ou Les métamorphoses d’Orphée

Artists’ Film

La Belle Noiseuse

495: Le développement durable: Maintenant ou jamais

105: Les Neuf Vies du chat

True Lies

 

Hitchcock/Truffaut

Red Dog

Nothing in Common

Dig!

 

Ethan Frome

 

Two English Girls

070 | The Upper Amazon

Minus Man, The

 

Stella Dallas

503: La Cour des comptes: «Ouvrez et voyez»

Mother

 

Side Effects

 

Anna Karenina

 

Jules and Jim

 

Sardine

Wristcutters: A Love Story

 

Salmon

Exploring the World of the Celts

Company of Strangers, The

Old Maid, The

Animal Kingdom

Europa ’51