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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Sterile Cuckoo, The

Day After Tomorrow, The

 

Vera Drake

 

Lost Girls

Headless Woman, The

 

Clay Pigeons

 

It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

 

Stories We Tell

Modern Times

Invention of Lying, The

 

M*A*S*H

Whale, James

 

Stonehenge Complete

S.

 

White Noise

 

Akerman, Chantal

 

209: Jean Renoir, cinéaste

Curtiz, Michael

 

Annie

Revenge of the Nerds

Nasty Girl, The

 

Beaches

Scenes from a Marriage

 

Battle of the Sexes

Bridges of Madison County, The

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

 

Sufi: Expressions of the Mystic Quest

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

343: L’Expédition d’Egypte: Le Rêve oriental de Bonaparte

Specials, The

OWNED NEED

Anatomy Lesson, The

 

Skunk

Steve Jobs

Holy Land, The

Sundowners, The

Ladykillers, The