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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

I Care a Lot

 

Funny Farm

Bottle Rocket

 

071: Le Dernier Exil : Histoire des bagnes et des forcats

Heist

 

529: L’Europe des universités

Exploring the World of the Vikings

Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens

Home Alone

Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa

 

Matisse

Taste of Honey, A

 

Exorcist III, The

Costello, Elvis

OWNED NEED

Power and the Glory, The

 

Budapest

Romance

 

Welles, Orson

 

Fall from Grace

 

Conspiracy

 

Cars 2

Verdict, The

 

Hereditary

 

Lady Vanishes, The

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

 

075: Les Paquebots: Ambassadeurs des mers

Scared Straight!

Route Irish

 

Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story

 

324: Magna Grecia: Les colonies grecques dans l’Italie antique

Ceddo

 

Prophets Prey

 

Rocket Science

 

Lifeguard, The

Last Stop in Yuma County, The

Sweet Dreams Intermingled With Nightmares