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Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Accidentally Wes Anderson

Arbor, The

Inside Out 2

 

Night Train

 

Electric Dreams

Idiots, The

Klimt

Lion King, The

Perfect Neutrals

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

 

Class Action

Morris, Erroll

 

Let the Right One In

 

Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D, The

 

Imitation of Life

Natural History of the Senses, A

 

225: Franz Schubert: Le promeneur solitaire

Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus, The

 

360: The Search for Ancient China

Seville and Andalusia

Suspicion

Science Book, The

Nosferatu

Marcel Duchamp

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

 

Wonka

 

La Bamba

Kundun

 

Radiohead

OWNED NEED

438: Cocteau: Sur le fil

My Architect

 

Winnebago Man

 

I’ll See You in My Dreams

 

Costello, Elvis

OWNED NEED

Little Miss Sunshine

 

Yi Yi