Home

Hello. It is I, Matt Brown… The one they call “Matt Brown.”

Who are you and what are you doing here? This is a website I created to keep track of my various collections: movies I’ve seen and want to see, and art books and albums I own. There’s no reason it should interest you except maybe to see the grades I assign to the movies and albums. If you are interested in that, for some reason, here is my grading system:

10 = This is as good as a work of art can get. You need to experience it if you care about art.
9 = This is excellent. Highly recommended.
8 = Very good. Worth seeking out.
7 = Solidly good. You won’t regret it.
6 = Better than most. Not a waste of time.
5 = Pretty bad. Possibly well-intentioned, but a failure.
4 = Bad. Skippable, despite a few positives.
3 = Very bad. Don’t waste your time.
2 = Terrible. Avoid it at all costs.
1 = Absolutely abysmal and irredeemable in all aspects. Might actually be entertaining it’s so utterly horrible, but more likely it’s just soul-depleting.

Thanks for accidentally stopping by!

Liar Liar

 

Chronicle of a Summer

 

Film Noir

Royal Tenenbaums, The

 

053 | Finland

American Art and Architecture

Ringo

Gross Anatomy

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Simple Plan, A

 

À Nous la Liberté

 

Kodachrome

Excalibur

Black Stallion, The

Blues Brothers, The

417: La Longue marche des gays

Exploring the World of King Arthur

Saint Frances

Help!

Scenes from a Marriage

 

Gaslight

Everything Must Go

We Live in Public

 

Man on the Train

 

French Painting in the Golden Age

Digital Art

Suspect

Clean and Sober

Touch of Evil

This Is the End

488: Camus: L’homme révolté

Box of Moonlight

 

Beatles, The

 

Adrienne

 

What Lies Beneath

 

402: Marie-Antoinette: La dernière reine